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Just a Limburger

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About Me

When people have myspace issues, they should seek myspace counseling. Hot tubs, booze and pills are great on a Wednesday night... too bad it's gay Thursday! Are you stoned?Denial is a gift...You're fat, stupid and ugly, but you don't hear me mention it.

My Interests

cheese. poking things with a stick. people who use words like "dranken", "woof" and "melk". tanning. red wine. exercise. danielle, she's my life. family. drinking. chap stick. down comforters.vodka. bras. underwear. sinning. looking cute. people with eating disorders. tokyo. flaps. people who refrain from using heroin. sleep. people who use myspace for their shameless self promotion of their shitty bands. bangladesh chicks. yummy yummy yummy. parts are neato. spending like i'm rich. getting my way. people with no personality and not at all articulate. the ball is always in my court. so much can be spoken without saying a word. i'm the best at bursting the "cool guy" bubble. filthy hippies. oblivion. whiskey. bottom dwellers. i've been called a cunt many many times. my intuition. coffee. lilies. being late. saturday and sunday mornings-lots of grease, 1 beer, 1 mimosa, 2 waters, 1 coke, 1 coffee. people that look like a dog's asshole.

I'd like to meet:

In a dark alley

Heroes:

well myself and my bestest:

My Blog

A reply to you

First of all I would like to express my deepest appreciation for your letter. Your impressions are extremely insightful and they don't need correction. You are not wrong. I applaud you for your good s...
Posted by I'm limburger on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

yes, mine had no ears...I almost forgot a tail too

Try thisPersonality Test
Posted by I'm limburger on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

oh no

"tastes like burning"
Posted by I'm limburger on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

Hotdog season

Don't do Drugs 
Posted by I'm limburger on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

Pee

Pee
Posted by I'm limburger on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:36:00 PST