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Ewitchabeth

Where there's a witch there's a way.

About Me

I never learned to ride a bike, but I have not found that to be a hindrance in my day-to-day living, so I am fine with it. I like calling a spade a spade and will argue with a fencepost just for the sake of the debate. (That, and the fact that the fencepost is fucking full of shit. It doesn't even know its ass from a hole in the ground.) Once, I ate yellow snow. It was really not so good.

My Interests

CURRENT MOON moon phase infoI write stuff sometimes. I play drums in an all girl sleazy metal band, Monster Cock . I dabble in astrology from time to time. I like to decipher dreams. I should maybe have finished college and been a psychologist, but I preferred to hang out with musicians instead. Humans fascinate me. It's just too bad so many of them are too narrow-minded to step outside the box. Oh, well. Their loss, eh?

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp. The rest of you can piss off! Heh Heh Heh ...CURRENT MOON moon phase info

Music:

How is that I was 33 before I became obsessed with Sonic Youth? What's that about? These are my bitches. We're cool. We play music sometimes.

Movies:

David Lynch movies kick much ass. And lately I can't seem to stop watching Dodgeball.

Television:

I watch Seinfeld at least three times a day. Sometimes, I've managed four times, several days a week!

Books:

... which reminds me, what am I doing on this here fancy interweb when I could be reading my bookclub book ...

Heroes:

Timothy Leary, Samantha Stevens, Langston Hughes

My Blog

A reason I dislike cellphones

You remember, back in the day, when you could talk on the phone to your buddy while washing dishes or laying in the bed reading a book or taking a well-deserved morning shit? You had a big-ass telepho...
Posted by Ewitchabeth on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

Perplexing!

Why do people who are in bands not allow friends requests from bands?
Posted by Ewitchabeth on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST