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Monster Cock

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About Me

Two drunk bitches (one who plays bass and one who plays drums ) came up with a brilliant scheme to take over the world. (Or maybe it was just the one of us that was drunk.) Either way, we decided we had the balls to be cocks and who wants to just be an ordinary cock when you can be a Monster Cock, eh?? We played with ourselves for a while, then snagged a fine-ass bitch to play guitar . After enjoying a delightful threesome for a while, we wanted even more hot snatch, so we invited another hottie to play guitar , too.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/23/2005
Band Members: You betcha! Not just members, but throbbing members.
Influences: Tits, Asses, Vibrators and all the music suitable for exploration therein.
Sounds Like: The best fuck you never had.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Saluting those with Monster Cocks

Since the Myspace gods allow us to change our "Top 8," I have decided to use the opportunity to give props to those who give me reason to believe they may, in fact, qualify as monster cock holders. If...
Posted by Monster Cock on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:57:00 PST