Billy Black

Click Here for Free MySpace LayoutsVIVISECTION(viv-i-sec-tion) Noun 1.The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... width="425" height="350" .... STOP ANIMAL TESTING - I don't say, "Git'R Dun" - I dont think, "Git'R Dun" is funny - By the way, F*** your emo bulls**t - I drink dark beer and jager (moderation) - I don't do drugs anymore (been many years) - I work in radio - I have trouble being serious - I dont like all of the music I play at work - Hot Topic sucks - I can watch a good movie over and over and not get sick of it - I have a very sick sense of humor - the new Star Wars movies were a f***in' joke - I have laughed out loud at a funeral - I can pick up a full 2 liter bottle of soda with my one of my nipple rings - I hate malls - I'm terrible with names - If a girl cant quote the simpsons in relative, real life situations, it just wont work - I like lots of things that dont typically go together - I may not have religion but I dont want to borrow yours - I dont like sweets - I hate the fact that being a smoker is becoming a crime - I like to do what I want, when I want - I have peed on someone in the shower while bursting with laughter - I think gay bars are fun, even if you're straight - I doubt I like your favorite band - I think girls in glasses are cute - I dont like anyone to touch my feet or my nose - I believe one single hug can change your whole day - The glass is half full but I wish it was filled to rim - I dont like fake boobs - heavily tattooed girls are sexy - I love home made chilli-mac, not the s**t that comes in a box - I dont remember most of High school - I'm sorry for the hurtful things I've done in the past - I dont eat eggs or mayo - I am heavily tattooed and pierced - anything associated with the word "Jihad" is gay - Eddie Izzard is one of the greatest comedians ever - smart/clever girls are super sexy - I love the Simpsons but hate the first 2 seasons - The only thing I like about Courtney Love is that she killed Kurt Cobain - I've never had an STD - Small minds talk about other people and great minds talk about ideas... so mind your own f***in' business - I'm a bad speller - I cried silently when Don Knotts died and watched AGS reruns - people that gossip are s**t - I've laughed while throwing a dog turd at someone - I like pale women only - I dont care what you're used to "back home" - I think old flat-black vehicles are bitchin' - I've never ventured outside the U.S. - I wish my Dad would live forever - 99% of my clothes are black - I like the smell of baby powder - I dont like strip clubs unless I'm with a chick - A punchline is funnier if you can work in the name, "Rocky Dennis"(see the '85 film, MASK) - My favorite place in the world is Savannah GA - If I won the lotto I would learn to say "f*** all yall" in seven languages - I get tired of pancakes half way through the stack - I hate having body hair - I've seen a man decapitated in an auto wreck near my childhood home - I would rather be punched in the face than be sick.