Heathers a bitch and tagged me!!!! |
Ok, Heather tagged me and now I have to put down ten interesting facts about myself, and then tag 10 more people. If I tag you I’m not gonna be pissed if you don’t write one of these. I&rs...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST |
What’s The Fastest Way To A Man’s Heart? |
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST |
How To Kill A Polar Bear |
How To Kill A Polar Bear
Cut a hole in the ice. Put green peas around the hole (because they love green peas). Then you hide. When a polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST |
Cuckoo Clock |
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas wnt down way too easily....
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Excerpts From An Angry Cat |
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. they dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of drynuggets.&...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST |
20 Useless facts |
1. Your thumbnail grows more slowly than any of your fingernails
2. Frogs use their eyeballs to push food down their throat.
3. Pound for pound, wood is stronger than steel.
4. The most destructi...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Random |
This is just some random thoughts so bear with me.
Sometimes I feel like a teenage girl waiting for that first big kiss. I get nervous and shy around you. I still get butterflies in my tummy wh...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST |
Hannah Tagged Me!!! |
Here are the rules : Write 10 random facts about yourself and then TAG 10 of your friends to do the same. List who you tag at the bottom of this blog and don't forget to send them a comment letting th...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:06:00 PST |
Pardon Me |
Pardon Me
You're wearing my smile. I can feel your velvet warmth. Steaks of madness fall from your icicle hands. My satin bodice reeks of sweet liquor. It pushes against my skin, tightening on m...
Posted by Squirrels Are The Devil's Oven Mitts on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST |
