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Jake

One hot bastard

About Me

Well, many of you might know me from either my website buffbastard.com or my model stint at muscleweb.com. As you can see I am a bodybuilder in the highest degree, and in all likelihood I can bench you and your sister. As you can see, I live in good ol Toronto, CA, where are most famous landmark is a giant phallanx. hmm... Well, keep checking in as I add stuff (and people) to my profile, I hope to get it pimped out soon enough for all ya'll bastards out there!!!
Jackin Off Survey
How many times a day do you jack off? 1-2
Do you use your right or left hand? Both
Ever do it with any friends? Often
Ever jack another dude off? At least fifteen times
Ever tasted your cum? Once
Do you have wet dreams ever? not often
How big is your cock? 9 inches
Are you cut or uncut? cut
Does your cum shoot our or ooze? shoot
Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked at? When I was a teenager, I worked in a Mcdonald's: Restroom
Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Several times... CN Tower, near the base.
Ever jacked at school? Everyday practically.
How old were u the first time u cummed? 12 or 13
How did you learn how to jack off? Self-discovery.
Do you get lots of precum when u are jackin off? Not really.
Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometimes.
If you use lube what do you use? Anything works
Are you bi , gay , or str8? Bi
Ever been caught jackin off? If yes by who? Well, a few partners have barged in, but not really caught me.
Ever made a video of you jackin off? nope
Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? nope.
Do you like a friend jack off an cum? yeah.
What do you usualy jack off to? Fantasy or Colt studio porn.
Ever think about any of your friends when u jack off? nope.
Is your cum thick or thin? thick, usually
Do you shoot your cum on ur stomach or into something? stomach.
Ever tried to suck your own cock? Can you? Tried, almost made it.
Where do you jack off at most? In bed.
Who would you want to see jack off the most? Collin Ferrel.
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My Interests

Can ya tell I like to workout? Is it that obvious? Um, other than that, just chill with friends, play hockey (a little, not diehard), travel to sunny places, meet new people. What is Your Magick Path?
WICCA - Wicca is a joyous religion springing from the kinship with nature. It is a merging with the Goddesses and Gods, the universal energies which created all in existence. It is a personal, positive celebration of life.
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I'd like to meet:

If your reading this, go ahead and apply. I'd like to meet other body-builders like myself. I rarely turn down the oppurtunity to meet a new person. I'm not on here for "relationships" or "networking", so A) No I will not marry you, and B) I (most likely) will not do a photoshoot with you. I have good friends for that.And after all those news stories, ABSOLUTELY no people under 18, and between 18-20ish case-by-case.You are 89% easy

You are very easy. You will sleep with whoever, whenever. To you sex is ultimately about pleasure and nothing else. You are the type of person to be wild, hot, and extremely passionate in the sack.

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Music:

Wow, um... such a long list. Whatever is on the radio, so to speak. Killers, Maroon 5, Queens of the Stone Age, for specific bands. In general rock, pop-rock, and alternative are my favs.

Movies:

Not too many, actually. When I do its normally on cable or something. Romantic Thrillers, Horrors, court/law dramas, anything just about.

Television:

eh...

Books:

dito...

Heroes:

pops.