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Jym Shortz

I DON'T BITE, USUALLY ;-)

About Me

Single, down to earth, regular, sane, no BS no DRAMA type of guy here. Relationship oriented, fun loving, real, great personality, crazy sense of humor,(love to laugh, mostly at myself) no attitude, non pretentious, low maintenance, in shape, warm, and loving. Monogomous, sexual/sensual, HIV neg. Not into "one nighters" or "hook ups", into dating and seeing where it may lead...... Love Country music and dancing, any 2-steppers out there?? ;-)"One day, you will wake up to me and ask me “which is more important.... My life or Yours ?.” I answer back, “Mine.”. You ask me in disbelief how I could be so selfish and unloving? After a sweet kiss on the cheek -- I whisper– “ …because you ARE my life …...........”
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: April
Birthplace: NJ
Current Location: New Jersey
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown (what's left of it)
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, unless cheating on myself, left
Your Heritage: Eyetalian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Muscle Men
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meeting someone special
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kewl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the coffee??
Your Best Physical Feature: pecs
Your Bedtime: 10-11PM
Your Most Missed Memory: Dance club "Charlie's West"
Pepsi or Coke: coke (diet)
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, a few times
Do you want to go to College: Not at this time
Do you want to get Married: When and if they Legalize it
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: VERY
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: not really, but workout 5-6 day per week
Do you get along with your Parents: with my Mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes a few drinks out with friends
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never did
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, Nutter Butters Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Can't aquire a taste for it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, vacation in Florida
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Many years ago
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't plan on it
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Greece
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My Interests

BODYBUILDING, HOME REPAIRS, LANDSCAPING, COMPUTERS, COOKING

I'd like to meet:

In "SHAPE" (not pear or apple), real, sane, single guys with personality that share some things in common with me. Not looking for a clone, just someone similar that lives in NJ. Age really isn't an issue, but being reasonable, 30's to 50's work best for me. I have made acceptions. Keep "baggage" limited to a small carry on that can be stowed under the seat in front of you. ;-)My results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Supergirl 75% Robin 70% The Flash 60% Wonder Woman 55% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 50% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Batman 45% Catwoman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Music:

COUNTRY, POP, TOP 40, DANCE

Movies:

COMEDY, ACTION, THRILLER, SCI-FI

Television:

SOPRANO'S, DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES, 24, PRISON BREAK, HOUSE, AMERICAN IDOL, LOST, GHOST WHISPERER, LOGO, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

Heroes:

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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the committed type! You like to have one boy and you don't want to share him. You don't need anyone else but him. You're into fucking him every night and no one else.
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