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Pinkness

We've got one short life to live, and we shouldn't waste it being tasteful.

About Me


Honestly now folks, I'm not really a big fan of myspace. I'll log on once or twice a month to check messages and look for someone I've lost touch with, but past that I'm never on. I mention this so you shouldn't get offended when I don't respond to messages until weeks later. Bands or entertainers will not be added, while I respect that you're trying to get the word out, I already cannot keep track of who the hell people are.About me Eh? I'm in my mid-twenties. Live with my fiance and our two spoiled rotten feline children. Most of my waking life revolves around the Adult Novelty Store I manage. [For those of you who are not Texans, that means sex shop.] I love and adore my job as it combines a number of my passions, sexual health, toys, safe sex education, and smut, plus pays the bills. For any podcast fans, you can occasionally find me as a co-host on PostModern Sex Geek.Everything else you'll have to ask or figure out on your own.

My Interests

new experiences, kissing noses, people watching, conversations about nothing and everything, coffee, painting, mysticism, people with pretty eyes, writers and poets, pink things, macs, blogging, taking pictures, angry webcomics, Warren Ellis's twisted soul, rainbow socks, stompy boots, makeup artistry, lighting things on fire, pushing envelopes, naked bodies, scorpio males, Steven Lacey, alt porn, exes, quoting family guy, Ikea porn, making Michael laugh, learning more about human sexuality, kicking hippies, Texan Rockabilly, faeries, Ian Rust's art, San Francisco.

I'd like to meet:

.x. Ninjas
.x. People who make me smile
.x. Oddballs, ecclectics, pink people
.x. Ani Difranco
.x. Violet Blue
.x. Tassy Pink
.x. Warren Ellis
.x. Mirror Crista

Music:

I have bad taste in music according to everyoneand I don't give a s.hit. Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, Dave Matthews Band, Outkast, Frou Frou, Garbage, Massive Attack, Kill Your Crush, Maroon 5, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Johnny Cash, NIN, VnV Nation, Aimee Mann, Mindless Self Indulgence, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Flametrick Subs, Sarah Lee, Bitch and Animal, Noe, Amiee Mann, Fiona Apple..Anything but Ashlee Simpson and ICP

Movies:

I was raised by hippies and never allowed to watch TV or movies. This means now when I am without anything else to do, watching movies never crosses my mind. I read books.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Robot Chicken, Coupling [the british version], Simpsons, Family Guy, old West Wing, Futurama, American Dad, Antiques Roadshow [shut up], Daily Show, Colbert Report, Deep Space Nine, Lost, Heroes, Queer as Folk, Myth Busters, Law and Order..

Books:

Wheel of Time Series [Oh, it's like crack. If Robert Jordan dies before book 12 I may give up on living], America [the book], Why Angels Fall, Ethical Slut, Fat!so, Unmarried to Eachother, Sex With The Lights On, The Bottoming Book, The Topping Book, Sex Sex and More Sex, Sex Toys 101, Female Ejaculation and The G-Spot, Wideacre novels, The Power of Beauty, The Master and Margarita, American Gods, Varga, Survivor, Choke, Lullaby, Getting Over It, The Big Sleep, Iain Pears The Dream of Sipio..
Magazines: LiP, Bitch, Bust
I'll read anything put infront of me.

Heroes:

Jem, Betty Paige, Ani Difranco, My Mom

My Blog

Friends?

So I thought I'd go through and delete the people I had no idea who the fuck they were in the hopes that I might actually use this thing. I deleted more than 2/3rds of my "friends", and if I shouldn't...
Posted by Pinkness on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

An update to share how skilled I am.

So, I kinda, sorta, maybe broke my pelvis having sex.Okay that's a lie. I broke the fuck out of my pelvis having sex.Feel free to laugh, Gods know I did. However the humor has worn off for me now, as ...
Posted by Pinkness on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST

I can't believe I'm watching Cheaters..

In my own defense, the Roomie put it on and I am just too lazy to turn it off.So, yet again, I forgot about myspace. I have a good reason this time though! My body totally tried to die on me. I'll spa...
Posted by Pinkness on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

Updates Ahoy!

So yeah...I don't have internet anywhere but at work these days. This means that I am never online and have let everything else fall to the wayside while most of my life revolves around vibrators. Dil...
Posted by Pinkness on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:58:00 PST

Dear World..

Seriously kids, I am never on myspace. I forget about it for weeks on end. I'm not a bitch and ignoring you, just..distracted. Go to the site if you wanna get a hold of me. Or learn whats going on. ...
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No, but really

Sugar and Vice : Pink Tinted Violence has been updated and redesigned. Look in awe at my beauty and might, then link the fuck out of me. In other news, my life is kicking my ass. I am broke and str...
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Notes

'You're hot like the girl next door way. That is if the girl next door put out and spent a few years on the road with Zeppelin" -Steven Lacey to me.
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm outta here bitches

That's right, I'm kissing milwaukee goodbye. This girl is off to San Francisco for good. Miss me. You know you will.
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Look. She Lives..

Yeah, I'm never on myspace anymore. Mostly because I am always working, and if I am online I am over at My Site. However I promise to make more of an effort to be on myspace more. x-my-heart. ...
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crista lacks internet

Hi, if you haven't heard from me, this is nothing personal. I don't have internet access at home. Hopefully I'll be online more later. xoxo
Posted by Pinkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST