heatherbat - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm a bitty bat.
i spend most of my time knitting, watching adult swim, and infiltrating suburbia with my husband, cat, dog, and small army of rats.
i confuse people because i'm equally likely to be listening to petula clark, placebo, anthrax, or suicidal tendencies at any given time.
i've had a crush on axl rose since i was 5. i still think his white trash ass is hot. even with the crappy plastic surgery. i also have a (serious) crush on freddy krueger. there is possibly no accounting for my taste.
i've got ink and piercings, and a pair of steel toed boots that are over a decade old that i still wear nearly daily. i also still sleep with my stuffed lion i've had for 22 years.
i'm a "buy a new sectional sofa and a 95 volvo, then brutally take over the planet with angry robots and my vast armory of assault rifles and shotguns" kind of girl. you will all fall before me, unless i pick you to be in my harem. then you will still fall before me... just in a more pleasant way.
and i'm a fucking sucker for hair metal and power ballads.

My Interests

gaming, snuggling, getting coffee at denny's, smoking, movies, summer in texas. sleeping late. sudden summer thunderstorms.

I'd like to meet:

friends. i just want friends. i am married, i am happy, i am owned. no, you're not changing my mind on that.

firefox users, please read:
something in the code i've got for my profile makes the link grouping on my contact box all screwy. so here:
send message
add to friends
add to group
forward
favourites
block me
rate me

i use firefox myself, so this irks me. however, i'm far too lazy to actually fix the code. :D

Music:

i listen to industrial, metal, punk, rock in general, polka, and beach boys-era oldies. I KLUV MY OLDIES, BITCHES. word.

Movies:

i'm a movie FREAK. i've only seen one movie so bad that i was tempted to walk out. except i didn't. current obsessions include: tombstone, the libertine, party monster, labyrinth, secretary, clockwork orange, legend, all that jazz, a lion in winter (it's my christmas movie, but sometimes i get year-round hankerins for it.), and john hughes movies. ahh, breakfast club...

Books:

i'm going on a heinlein kick like you wouldn't believe right now.

Heroes:

i have two heroes: my mother and my 12th grade english teacher. my mother for being, in my opinion, the most amazing mother on the planet. i hope one day to be as fantastic a mother as she has been. and my english teacher because HE IS A GOD. i've wanted to be an english teacher since i was in first grade. this man...is who i want to grow up to be. he taught a class of high school seniors - first class in the morning - about beowulf, shakespeare, the romantic poets...and made us like them. and appreciate them. hell, it wasn't until him that i understood how completely amazing and AWESOME of a tale beowulf really is. mr. davison is a genius. i hope to one day be able to do half of what he did.

My Blog

well, shit man.

12/12/07, closed on the house12/13/07, got funded on the house12/14/07, got the keys to the house12/15/07, have been with jeremy for 5 years.busy fucking week, i guess.what a life i have....
Posted by heatherbat on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:50:00 PST

oh and uh...i got married. :D

some photos in my profile.rest of them here: http://www.heatherbat.com/wedding.html.you know you wanna look. :) ...
Posted by heatherbat on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:40:00 PST

fucking joyous.

i'm reposting this here so people can see it...so, my myspace got stolen like... months ago. sometime in march, i stopped being able to login. i've noticed no changes in my profile other than it keeps...
Posted by heatherbat on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:28:00 PST

teh w00t.

i'm never on myspace enough to blog. it's okay though, my life isn't interesting anyways. i go to denny's a lot. yay dennys! there. i have the obligatory blog entry that one of my friends was buggi...
Posted by heatherbat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST