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Andrew, he's a tequila man

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About Me

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.."
--Hunter S. Thompson.
http://picasaweb.google.com/andrewcrittendon
"Anyone who wants to know the human psyche will learn next to nothing from experimental psychology. He would be better advised to abandon exact science, put away his scholar's gown, bid farewell to his study, and wander with human heart throught the world.
There in the horrors of prisons, lunatic asylums and hospitals, in drab suburban pubs, in brothels and gambling-hells, in the salons of the elegant, the Stock Exchanges, socialist meetings, churches, revivalist gatherings and ecstatic sects, through love and hate, through the experience of passion in every form in his own body, he would reap richer stores of knowledge than text-books a foot thick could give him, and he will know how to doctor the sick with a real knowledge of the human soul."
-- Carl Jung
..tr the Wit
(61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
I have a ton more pictures at http://picasaweb.google.com/andrewcrittendon
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My Interests

drinking, camping, swimming, house parties, roadtrips, movies, music, concerts, travel, writing, hanging out with old friends

I'd like to meet:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Eysenck's Test Results
Extraversion (59%) moderately high which suggests you are talkative, optimistic, and sociable but possibly not very reflective.
Neuroticism (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately worrying, insecure, emotional, and nervous.
Psychoticism (70%) high which suggests you tend to be very offensive, uncooperative, and rebellious.
Take Eysenck's EPQ-R based Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
. You scored as Sloth.

Sloth


100%

Gluttony


94%

Pride


75%

Lust


75%

Wrath


50%

Envy


38%

Greed


13%
Seven deadly sins
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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
--Jean-Paul Sartre

It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.
--Blaise Pascal

More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...

Existentialism


100%

Hedonism


90%

Justice (Fairness)


85%

Utilitarianism


65%

Kantianism


60%

Strong Egoism


60%

Nihilism


35%

Apathy


35%

Divine Command


0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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Music:

RAGE, Tool, APC, van morrison, jethro tull, J5, roots, zeppelin, pink floyd, they might be giants, modest mouse, mos def, mudvayne, AC/DC, pantera, system of a down, sublime, Stevie Ray Vaughan, flogging molly, Ween, beck, white zombie, Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, NIN, hendrix, doors, bloodhound gang, Al Green, bjork, Robert Earl Keen, Queens of the Stone Age, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, the Clash, Dire Straits, the Stranglers, Creedence, Joe Cocker, aphex twin, they might be giants, beastie boys, beatles, blue oyster cult, the cult, blues traveler, bob marley, bob dylan, charlie robison, butthole surfers, calexico, the cars, chemical brothers, circle jerks, cody chesnutt, crash test dummies, cypress hill, dave matthews band, david bowie, dinosaur jr, dwight yoakam, elvis, faith no more, gary p nunn, gorillaz, grand funk, gwar, hangdogs, heart, house of pain, jerry jeff walker, judas priest, KMFDM, Los Lobos, MC 900 ft jesus, MFatGG, Ministry, moby, morcheeba, nikka costa, nirvana, NWA, outkast, pat green, pixies, primus, Queen, Rammstein, ramones, RHCP, robert randolph and the family band, Rush, roni size, sepultura, snake river conspiracy, steve miller, talking heads, the who, tito and tarantula, the ventures, white stripes, wilson pickett, yeah yeah yeahs, ZZ top, desmond dekker and the aces, burning spear, black uhuru, delmore pilcrow, eric burdon and the animals, rye coalition, wire, rev. horton heat, Roky Erikson

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Mad Max, Kill Bill, The (FIRST) Matrix, Fight Club, Citizen Kane, Animal House, Blues Brothers, The Professional, Clerks, Blazing Saddles, Way of the Gun, Se7en, Cool Hand Luke, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, A Bridge too FAR, the Wild Bunch, THE WALL, Murder My Sweet, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Heat, The Quiet ManI love the Power Glove... it's so bad.

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Cheers, Beavis & Butthead, Three Stooges, Coupling (UK), Red Dwarf, Chappelle Show, Reno 911, Insomniac

Books:

Cat in the Hat, 1984, Salem's Lot, The Dark Tower, The Talisman

Heroes:



"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather" -- Bill Hicks, Sane Man

My Blog

If this doesn’t make your blood run cold, nothing will.

I came across this lovely news clipping today from earlier this month (never saw this on the evening news, big surprise).Apparently, a federal judge ruled that the FBI has the right to hack into cellp...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:32:00 PST

Trinity Vote Tomorrow!!!

Tomorrow, Tuesday, November 6thVote YES! on Proposition 1 (the last question on the ballot)Stop the city from paving the Trinity.Building a toll road will not solve this city's traffic problems. It wi...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

Citizens of Dallas: Prepare to Puke

If you read any of this, read the bottom. That's the part of our city's future we can still vote on.Here it is, Shallow Ellum. Pardon me, that's ELLUM! as the light-up billboard over the new developme...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:50:00 PST

Im glad someone finally said it.

Jimmy Carter condemns White House for Torturehttp://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/america-tortures-pris oners-carter-says/20071010165209990001?ncid=NWS0001000000000 1Hey, Carter was a weak, unimportant presi...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

The Rock-afire Explosion!!! (i can die a happy man)

Thank you, Mark. This made my year. This guy in Alabama bought a complete 3-stage Rock-afire explosion set from Chuck E Cheese and re-engineered it to play songs he likes. I wish the guy had a better ...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

Lottery Question...

Okay, so I just got done reading an article about the fourth and final lucky winner (asshole) of the $330 million Powerball Lotto jackpot. Each of the winners will have to pick from the following two ...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

The Death of Democracy.

What better day to acknowledge one of the most egregious political crimes against our constitution than on the day of our independence. President Bush's criminal pardoning of Scooter Libby, a convicte...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

a late goodbye

i met erika at cafe brazil one late night, and many times after that spent evenings downing coffee and talking about music and photography (she was one hell of a photographer). i hadn't seen erika in ...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

birth of a salesman

So today I competed my first and second sales of my new job. That makes the first profit I've earned from a job that did not involve serving someone food (in my whole life). It also broke an eight-da...
Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

peekchurs

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Posted by Andrew, he's a tequila man on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST