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!Uncle Viva!

I'll shall play you like a french horn. Awkwardly, and with a lot of tremalo.

About Me

1. I act. 2. I do not talk about Fight Club. 3. I think dipping your fries in a Wendy's frosty is just as disgusting as filming an underwater birth. 4. If you know who Dragon Force is, I love you. 5. I like alcohol. 6. I like caffeine. 7. I do all of my productive work on Monday between 2 and 5 in the morning. 8. I am sleepy by nature. 9. I like New York and Edinburgh, but Santa Fe will suffice for now. 10. Yes, I am from Dalls, Texas. 11. No, I do not own a horse. 12. Schpadoinkel. 13. I embarrass my friends easily. 14. I have interesting friends. 15. My friends scare the shit out of me. 16. My autobiography will be titled, "The rise and fall of Hugh Jass".

My Interests

Acting, literature, music, rock climbing, mohawks, bicycles, Guitar Heros, anything new and meaningful, hackey-sacks, ...stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Most of my family that I never see, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Lothar of the Hill People, Kevin Spacey, Mel Brooks, Jack Black, myself when I was a kid, anyone I haven't seen in 10 years, Mike Patton, Douglas Adams, Tom Waits, J.R.R. Tolkien, Conan O'Brian, Steve McQueen, David Bowie, Gene Wilder, David Cross, Chuck Palahniuk(done!), James Stewart, The person who thought up of Las Vegas, David Ives, Jack Kerouac, Freddie Mercury, Steve Martin, the guys behind STELLA and The Mighty Boosh, James Brown, Matt Martinez, and a cheeseburger that I can't handle.

Music:

Faith No More, Tom Waits, Mos Def, Beirut, They Might Be Giants, Saul Williams, Good Riddance, Magnetic Fields, Gomez, M83, Johnny Cash, Rollins Band, Elvis Perkins, The Zombies, Tomahawk, Devin Townsend, Billy Joel, Shaolin Death Squad, Fiona Apple, Flogging Molly, The Animal Collective, The Prodigy, Belle and Sebastian, Billie Holiday, America, Journey, Bedouin Soundclash, Peeping Tom, James Brown, Mr. Bungle, The Beach Boys, D Numbers, The Roots, Bang Camaro!, RJD2, Bjork, The Mars Volta, Saint Etienne, Reverend Horton Heat, Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz, Alice Cooper, Brian Eno, Squirrel Nut Zippers, more Tom Waits, Lightning Bolt, all the way to the other end at Soilwork, In Flames, Entombed, Trivium, Slayer, Death, Type O Negative, Ebony Tears, Dog Faced Gods, Sentenced, Soulfly, Lamb of God, Carnal Forge, Iron Maiden, Dark Tranquility, Darkane, Strapping Young Lad, Into Eternity, Arch Enemy, Tourniquet, Devildriver, American Head Charge, Pantera, The Haunted, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Blind Guardian, Opeth, Iced Earth, Bile, Nine Inch Nails, Nevermore, Megadeth, KMFDM, GWAR!, Children of Bodom, Mnemic, and Anthrax. I'd rather explain what I like then say "I like everthing". And then of course EXACT CHANGE! The soon to be techno-ruler of it all.

Heroes:

The God of Fertility and Whining Guitar Solos That's so metal.