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Porn, Guitar Hero, Las Vegas, Natalie Dee, Adult Swim, Dane Cook, walking around, movies, obscure celebrities, watching I Love the 90s, karaoke, looking at stuff, Jay Chandrasekhar, double grats, witty people, waking up early, sea monsters, and racist jokes.
...And my friends:
Kevin Smith, Synyster Gates, Gerard Way, Johnny Knoxville, Stephen King, and viewers like you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Philip Harding Jr.
Birthday: August 1, 1984
Birthplace: Dallas, TX
Current Location: Dallas, TX
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, usually.
Your Heritage: American. And SERIOUSLY F U if you say thats not a heritage.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm trying not to think about it. Too painful.
Your Weakness: Bullets, I think.
Your Fears: Vampires
Your Perfect Pizza: Made of money, naked women and ferraris.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 12% baby!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Will you send me a naked pic?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Your Best Physical Feature: My wings. That's right.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BLAH
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: EWW
Do you Smoke: Not in the traditioanl sense
Do you Swear: Not as much as I should...
Do you Sing: Always
Do you Shower Daily: I probably should.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: No, but I do anyway.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I'm really lonely and the mood is right.
Are you a Health Freak: Moreso that I used to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Eh.
Do you play an Instrument: Kind of.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Not in the traditional sense.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's too personal.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: OH YEAH I HAVE!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of America
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not in the traditional sense
Ever been Beaten up: Not physically
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dragonslayer.
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Number of Drugs I have taken: Define "drug"
Number of CDs I own: A billion
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I shouldn't have eaten that donut I found in the parking lot.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Okay, heres the breakdown:
All Time Favorites:
Less Than Jake
Reel Big Fish
Goldfinger
Queen
Andrew W.K.
Rancid
The Black Parade like a mothafucka.
Current Obsessions:
Avenged Sevenfold
Dragonforce
Blind Guardian
I really love 80's ballad bands, like:
Scorpions
REO Speedwagon
Air Supply
Meatloaf
Guns and Roses
And Japanese ska and punk bands like:
Kemuri
Nicotine
Potshot
And I dig bands such as:
Underoath
Panic! at the Disco
Cursive
Into Eternity
Brand New
Chiodos
The Who
All That Remains
Killswitch Engage
Socratic
Fallout Boy
MXPX
GWAR
Imogen Heap
In Flames
The Hurt Process
Boy's Night Out
Counting Crows
And about 1,000 others you can probably guess.
Movie Trilogies in a league of their own:
Lord of the Rings
The Matrix
All Time Favorites:
1.Fight Club
2.Shawshank Redemption
3.The Big Lebowski
4.True Romance
5.Garden State
Then....
All of Kevin Smith's movies
Quentin Tarantino's movies
Trey Parker and Matt Stone's movies
Luc Besson's movies
Jay Chandrasekhar's movies
The Jackass Movies
Shrek
Bio Dome
Secret Window
Over The Hedge
American History X
Aristocrats
Crash
Christmas Vacation
Million Dollar Baby
...and about 1,000 others. I love movies.
Jackass
Family Guy
Aqua Teen
Arrested Development
Old Simpsons
Colbert Report
G4
Fresh Prince
Foster's Home
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The Dark Tower.
Then,
Lord of the Rings,
The Wheel of Time
Chuck Palahniuk.
The Angel of Death and Hamburgers!