Mmmmemorial day.... |
And a fun weekend was had by all. I hope. :)I've had a fantastic weekend of doing pretty much nothing. Chilled in the pool all day yesterday, got a little sun (despite dr.s orders and a freakish slath...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 12:59:00 GMT |
Still the best valentine EVAR... |
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Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:22:00 GMT |
Where the frick is Curt Wiggins?! |
Bitch, don't you know I will track your chocolate ass down and PWN YOU?!?!?!
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
972-504-6270 |
Whichever one of you monkeys posted this on my fridge magnets, thanks!! I've heard about it, but didn't know the number. I've got to tell my sister about it, it'll crack her up.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:03:00 GMT |
Bitter Magpies |
There once were some magpies passing their daysamusing themselves in their mean magpie waysspending their nights being ever so smartturning elitism into an artLife was all fun for these cold little bi...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:50:00 GMT |
Eat the fucking bagel. |
Ladies, I come to you with a simple message:Eat the goddamn, motherfucking bagel.I swear to Christ on a pogo stick if I find one more fucking half bagel I'ma smackaho. Eat the fucking bagel. EAT IT. I...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
Bird |
It was passed from one bird to another,the whole gift of the day.The day went from flute to flute,went dressed in vegetation,in flights which opened a tunnelthrough the wind would passto where birds w...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
And with that, the circle is complete... |
Well myspace, you've made it happen. I'm now within 1 profile of every man I've ever slept with, dated, or some strange combination of the two. I didn't have to search for them either. Why? Because so...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
A Customer Letter... |
Dear Lucerne, I am writing to give you some customer feedback on your product, Lactose free skim milk. Having grown weary of the constant amusement of snot caused by lactose intolerance, I decided to ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:32:00 GMT |
How strange... |
Myspace sent items shows I requested to add a picture to someone's comments.... I did indeed post a picture to someone that I found highly amusing, and suspect he will also enjoy... but I did not send...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 21:35:00 GMT |
