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Slackeye Slim

The original 1881 zombie-country cannibal

About Me

Musta been right around 1881 when I was killed. Like all good men, I went straight to heaven. No questions asked. Open up that fuckin' gate man, I'm a-comin' in. Just like that. But I gotta tell you. Ain't no women up in heaven. Women burn in hell. I know. I'm dead. I had to come on back down here to this earthenly planet for to find me some USDA approved slabs of slow roasted girl meat. God damn. I thought that bein's I was in heaven I'd be able to find me somethin' to eat, but the god damn meat up there's served by naked dudes with beards. No way. I ain't eatin' that shit. And it's kinda like them Chinese places too. You know, "Whoa man! What in the hell is that shit?" Every damn bite. God damn. "What in the hell am I eatin' here?"That's why I came back. Lookin' fer some zombie love. Eatin' meat. Plantin' song orchards throughout the land like a god damn musical Johnny Appleseed. Say man, you got any bones you ain't usin? I'm in need of makin' some nails fer my hammerin'. It's fer my business. I'm a. I'm a entrepreneur. Best there ever was. Need some hammerin'? All you gotta do is make a wish. I'll be there.
Slackeye Slim - No Place Fer Me

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Slackeye Slim - Looks Like I Killed Again from Jole Aron on Vimeo . Videos by Jole Aron Videography . "No Place Fer Me" and an early version of "Looks Like I Killed Again" performed live at Unkl Ray's in Hinton, WV on August 11th, 2007.

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Member Since: 6/12/2006
Band Members: slackeye.slim at gmail.comSlackeye Slim plays guitar, upright bass and bass guitar, musical saw, organ, accordion and a bunch of other stuff.
Ron Wietecha plays banjo and harmonica.
Influences: Johnny Cash, Hasil Adkins, William S. Burroughs
Type of Label: None

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i can't feel my fingers

I have permanent dents in all of the fingers on my left hand from playing my guitar. Two of the fingertips on my right hand are completely numb from petting the bass too hard. I didn't ...
Posted by Slackeye Slim on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:29:00 PST