The Little Fagling (the leading acid citrus fruit)

the girl with connecticutian glasses and flying eggplants aka caetlyn marie. music. puppy breath incense. origami seals with unproportionate backsides. sleeping sickness. flying solo. contentment. minimal effort. subliminal pessimism. passive pacifism.ample amounts of nonchalance with just enough sensibility and concern. nonfeasance. that boiling water really did the trick. bitter aftertastes. in a tent with the next grrr neighbears.cereal; it's what's for dinner. pixilation. plerocercoids in my larrigans. those red enclosures used to capture elephants. sew it back on. hooded seal urine. dyslexic dwarves poking their rectums with dudeens.pamphleteers. treatment options. member support. expert tips. all rights reserved. amorous play on words. lamellicorn beetles. everlasting viruses. chhon kwa and the diarrhea of a panda.taxonomic richness. blue ribbons and a jackal named sue. thixotropy. birds of a contour feather. helminthic helpmeets. guidon-bearing guenons. chapstick melting by an open flame.newborn babies in autumn. fisting elves away in a manger. homicide detectives. exhibits in peru. man-eating mandibles. linguistic extracts. over sixty flavors. she's reached her peak.scrabble. cartoons. codeine trips and comic strips. go getters and bed wetters. free shipping. kiddie cocaine hits. falling shortest at number forty-three. shedding lubricant.tapping my fingers on surfaces worthy of finger tapping. too much. not enough. a dribblement of duke. lorem ipsum dummy text. pretty pteronophobic thrushes all in a row.ding dong daddy died doing a deer in the dark. hogwashed flapdoodles. squirting cucumbers. mating seasons and shallow waters. voodoo priests and tetrodotoxin. wooden sea kayaks of precision.creations created to create. chronic and/or competitive egg laying. no refunds. limited editions. tanzanian rats. beaks and bills. do it yourselfishness. jesus loves you.diaphanous distinctions. ashkenazi-owned talking rabbits. may i peck at your seed. long red-capped mannequin moonwalks on the beach. yak-cow hybrids. free trojan horse removals.gum chewing. pen chewing. straw chewing. styrofoam cup biting. toothpick tongue twirling. lollipop sucking. excessive teeth brushing. failing miserably at getting past freud's "oral stage".plinking. plodding. pudding. taste testing. wearing my jacket. hoping for rain in the summer and snow in the winter. fuzzi bunz and bumkins.contra dancing curly kale. librettists and onions. parasitic moths in your eye. throat-fan fondling. peter stands at the gate waiting for a buttered cake.findows in my windows. studies on the dietary factors impairing the metabolic rate and structure of purple people eaters. if the crown is completely brown then the palm is in fact dead.late night kite flights and knife fights with the color-filled friends i created by way of my lite brite. pedospheric pedophiles. cyberphobic cyborgs. memory imprints. thousand pound pumpkins.palm strokage. tramps trampling on trampolines. star gazing. old stomping grounds. new stomping grounds. ted the turkish two-toed rapist.premium read alouds. silly putty penises and cast iron vaginas. ear muffs and mittens. mind-altering skin secretions. without defrosting.making turbans and other fashionable headwear designed with chemotherapy patients in mind. drive-by golf claps. protruding from. withdrawn into.two-headed kittens. turnback timetables. sissy sissified siskins. porcupine pufferfish petting. ready-to-eat ragi rotti. trendsetters anonymous. beer battered anus rings. worship of trees. key questions.spooning. bear hugs capable of curing cancer. rudolph lives. i would stand in line for this. crosshatched nutsacks. striped pajama squid trousers. rubbing compounds. making "my angelman kid can kick your prader-willi kid's ass!" bumper stickers. stalking stalked crinoids.fear of bees. fear of wasps. fear of hornets. fear of essentially anything equipped with the ability to defy gravity and sting me without my consent. the pregnant swan reading this has an alliaceous vagina. the boy to the left likes calipash on his toast. the girl not pictured has an arbalest that launches twinkies.biomechanical devices. startup endings. down syndrome; i'm willing to give up my good looks and brain to be special like that. puddly pudendum. turning small children into ferroelectric molecular 3d optical data storage units using an atomic switch.cantrips involving swift leg movements and precise foot placements. galactorrhea. accompanying yama and chitragupta on their occasional trips to the zoo. rusty zippers. hanging bibelots on bibcocks.self-pollination. carnivorous plants. harvesting calamondins. mpongwe. onondaga. sharpening my obelisk. suffering from polydipsia. i taught your liver that thing you like. one of the worst paper cuts in the history of slice & dice parchment.worshipping at a joss house. wallaby blizzard french fried sneakers. sexual dimorphism. the tax of the gardiner. incest in the rat's nest. it's not on the menu, but we've still got some. arabian camels can't dance for shit.partaking in the mazurka while thinking about partaking in oh so hot and steamy shadow puppet sex. gregarious gut flora. results may vary. bonefish sam and the unicorn feather.bow and arrow play by children on lag baomer. undocumented minorities. nocturnal emissions. pax potior bello. lacking any and all real ambition. sigh. yawn. spasm.