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"Elizabeth See-well bleeds with beauty and oozes creativity, by far being the basis of abnormal perfection."
+Katie
"Timmothy lowers my cholesterol and raises my blood pressure. Her ambivalence is best described as a baby on steroids."
+Kelsey
"Timmothy is a Goddess; she provides me with porn."
+Anz
"the doctor said that i can't have any timmothy because i'm allergic; however, timmothy is so good that i just indulge myself and keep 911 on speed-dial."
+Cory
"(Timmothy is) lame and conceited, and I find it hard to believe you have more than four friends."
+Jarred
"Elizabeth is the epitome of pimp [&& the official model for Aspercreme mmm...]!"
+Cat
"I met Elizabeth at otakon once. She dressed up as ocelot and slept with snake."
+Deron
"Elizabeth is my super hero =O"
+Jessica
"Timmothy is sexy and funny, and nice to give snuggles to."
+Tess
"Timmothy should not be taken on an empty stomach or while driving or operating heavy machinery."
+James
"She was the porn goddess, ice sex, glistening and shiny and perfection. Something you wanted to eat and wear and own and be. Something poisonous delicious forbidden."
+Garvi (from Francesca Lia Block, in "Ice")
"(Timmothy is) madonna with better birthday hat boobs."
+Mary
"Anything I can say to describe Timmothy is illegal, immoral or fattening."
+Tashdash