Everything! But specifically:
hilarity, good conversation, traveling, inclement weather, museums, the inevitable doom of mankind, planning, animals, hockey, baseball, golf, crackpot theories, tattoos, reading, cooking, bicycling, French, Latin, English, snorkeling and diving, great wine, good wine, mediocre wine, beer, civilized establishments for toping, skulls and dead things, Macs, lesbian scenes from European movies made in the Seventies, throwing and/or hitting stuff, UFOs, Bigfoot, coffee, toast, peanut butter, the burrito, New York steak (medium-rare), Godzilla, video games, porn that’s actually erotic, large bathtubs, piercings on hot women, having my mind blown, blowing other people's minds, my fireplace, my friends, my best friend Allison and my cats Angus and Malcolm
Oh, and drawing.
I'd like to meet:
People who like my work, people who share my tastes and people interested in doing business.
Music:
Mainly heavy metal, electro and Classical, but as long as it's not show tunes, emo, contemporary Christian or reggae, it's got a chance.
All-time Favorites: Devo, Cathedral, The Cult, Carcass, The Sisters of Mercy, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Domenico Scarlatti, Prong, J.S. Bach, Bauhaus, Nile, Bolt Thrower and Amber Asylum
Other favorites: The Sword, Led Zeppelin, the Cranes, Pzychobitch, Combichrist, The Kamkars, Ministry, AC/DC, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Haydn, Handel, Paganini, Telemann, Chopin, Gesualdo, Wendy Carlos, Espers, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Doors, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ween, Tallis Scholars, NIN, Middle-Eastern classical & pop music, Akira Ifukube, Hank Williams, Sr., the Melvins, the Cure, Guiseppe Verdi, ADULT., Electric Wizard, Fu Manchu, Marilyn Manson, Ladytron, Soft Cell, The Cramps, Kylie Minogue, aquarium music, the Clancy Brothers, 16 Horsepower, Cannibal Corpse, Portishead, The Knife, Anonymous 4, The Baltimore Consort, Tamtrum, Unter Null, Dairy of Dreams and anything that Trevor Pinnock plays.
Movies:
Babe, Eraserhead, Sin City, Blue Velvet, The Descent, Borat, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, City of Lost Children, Brazil, Showgirls, Koyaanisqatsi, Caligula, Zazel, RoboCop, Kill Bill, Destroy All Monsters, Alien, Star Wars and The Three Stooges
Television:
Sharks hockey, Red Sox and Giants baseball, Leave It to Beaver, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Emeril Live, Iron Chef (Japanese version), The Daily Show, Monster Quest, Bizarre Foods w/ Andrew Zimmern
Books:
Moby-Dick, Also Sprach Zarathustra, The Nun, A Confederacy of Dunces, Class, To Have or To Be, The Sorrows of Empire, original Dune series, The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract, UFOs and the National Security State. The Closing of the Western Mind, The God Delusion, The 48 Laws of Power, The 33 Strategies of War, The Omnivore's Dilemma
Heroes:
Hieronymous Bosch, Albrecht Dürer, Peter Breughel, Martin Schöngauer, Satan, Godzilla, Ignatius J. Reilly, Queequeg, Napoleon, Hammurabi, Machiavelli, Diocletian, Nero, Caligula, Cardinal Richelieu, Friedrich Nietzsche, Carl Jung, Marcel Duchamp, Salvador Dali, Peter Paul Reubens, Frida Kahlo, Paul Rubens, Ray Harryhausen, Bill Sienkiewicz, Beatrix Potter, Anton LaVey, Tommy Victor, Billy Duffy, Andrew Eldritch, Laetitia Casta, Monica Belucci, Sherilyn Fenn, Aria Giovanni, Masuimi Max, Larry Flynt, Jack Kevorkian, Owen Nolan, William Blake, Marilyn Manson, Larry David, Chuck D., Kaga Takeshi, Mike Grier, Bill Mueller, Omar Vizquel, Emeril Lagasse, Samuel L. Jackson, Patton Oswalt, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Lee Dorrian, Mark Mothersbaugh, Gerald Casale and everyone who has chosen not to breed