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About Me

Me and my butthead lil sister Salome..

I live at a secret location in the Midwest where I keep watch over the rest of the world, carefully tracking cat haters and other dogs until the day when cats shall return to our proper deified status and rule. I spend my days training by watching TV, practicing combat skills on catnip toys, breaking open the mini-blinds so I can maintain constant survaillance on the perimeter, eating to keep up my strength and fighting weight and sleeping. I'm actually 5 yrs old, but some bonehead human decided to make so we can't put our proper age on here, but I'm 27 in Cat Years. P.S. Cats Rule

My Interests

"Ew, you smell funny"

Watching TV, eating plastic, breaking the blinds, looking outside, sleeping, playing video games w/ daddy, wiping my nose on people, attacking mommy's legs, chasing daddy's leopard feet...oh yeah and saving the planet and protecting cats everywhere.

I'd like to meet:

Garfield, Morris, Felix The Cat, Sylvester, Claude Cat, Bill The Cat, Mighty Mouse so I could kick his ass. I'd bitch-slap Underdog too.
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Music:

I love the music of a can of tuna opening, also love The Stray Cats, Faster Pussycat, Cheetah Chrome, Kittie, Cat Stevens, Andrew Lloyd Webber's CATS, and Josie And The Pussycats and "And The Mouse Police Never Sleeps" by Jethro Tull, "Gutter Cats Vs. The Jets" by Alice Cooper, "Stray Cat Strut"

Movies:

Garfield The Movie, Cat People, Cats And Dogs, Born Free, Aristocats, Homeward Bound, Lion King, Batman 2 (Cat Woman's hot, I'd like to lick her latex), Josie And The Pussycats, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Monkeybone (like the Kitty Girl)

Television:

Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Garfield, Pinky And The Brain (so I can track my enemies movements), Sylvester cartoons

Books:

The Kittie Kama Sutra by Claude Bawls

Heroes:

Cat Woman, Simba, Mr. Tinkles, The Ninja Cats and The Russian Blue agent for the Cat Army, Bast, Garfield, the Thundercats, that Tiger that munched that annoying magician, Mr. Bigglesworth (even though he really needs to put some clothes on), Bill The Cat, The Black Panthers, The C.A.T. Association of Topeka , Ian Anderson (he supports lots of cat charities like these... li-Felines.com , Wild About Cats , Mainely Felids , Foothill Felines and Florida Panther Net . He also offers advice about Caring For Kittens here on his web site).