I like playing, wrestling, dancing, music, getting into trouble, fruit and nuts, backrubs, sleeping, pooping in corners, unrolling rolls of toilet paper, playing tag, theft and petty larceny, breaking into drawers and cabinets, urban climbing expeditions, trespassing, playing in the shower, squeezing into small spaces, nipping mean people, playing in the water, getting messy, running, hide-and-go-seek, reading about genes and genetic diseases and disorders, ikebana, preparing Larousse Gastronomique recipes, and discussing quantum physics. Did I mention the pooping in corners thing? I really do enjoy that, a lot. Sometimes I will help Mummy with her radio show. Tune in and you might see me on the webcam! http://www.myspace.com/britpoptarts
Anyone with similar interests is cordially invited to contact me.
Single Neutered Ferret Male seeks new ferret-friendly human pals and similarly desexed ferret buddies for raisins, romps, rampages, and other fun fun fun rumpus-making riots. Let's break stuff together!
I like:
Whatever mom is listening to. It's usually good.
I HATE LOATHE AND DESPISE:
Fred Durst, Kid Rock, Creed, Slipknot, Crazy Town, boybands, Barbie divas, Celine Dion, country and western, Yanni, Zamphir, Japanese koto music, bagpipes, Kottonmouth Kings, Insane Clown Posse, Staind, Jimmy Buffett, The Eagles, and Yoko Ono.
Treats:
Bandits, raisins, people food, whatever you're eating!
I'm not old enough to go to the movies by myself and mom flat refuses to take me to see G-rated movies. Something about too much exposure to Randy Newman songs making your brain implode from lack of functioning neurons. Whatever. I think she's just cheap and lacks a sense of childlike whimsy. Actually, I just really want to see the animated movie about the little orange fish with lopsided fins. I hear it's good, but mostly I think that the little orange fish looks delicious. Of course, I thought the California Raisins looked pretty yummy as well. What do I know?
Bad Behavior:
Pooping in the corner, nipping strangers, breaking china, climbing on top of tables, fussing when it is time for a bath or manicure
We like:
Home decorating shows, forensic shows, dramas and cartoons, improv shows and challenging quiz shows.
We don't like:
"Reality" television, FOX "News", NASCAR, sports (especially golf, baseball and basketball, because tournaments interrupt our scheduled doses of "Charmed"), banal game shows where stupid people provide the answers and you have to wager whether or not they are stupid eough to get the answer wrong or not, gimmicky dating shows with annoying people with bad values who should all be sterilized immediately before they breed, dog shows, infomercials.
Books are very tasty, but, for a real treat, expensive glossy British music magazines are the most flavourful.
People who like ferrets.
People who like ferrets and bring them treats.
People who like ferrets, bring them treats, and play with them.
People who like ferrets, bring them treats, play with them, and scritch them behind the ears the right way.
Ralph Nader.
Jarvis Cocker of Pulp.
Amnesty International volunteers.
People who like ferrets, bring them treats, play with them, scritch them behind the ears the right way, and don't get all pissy when Woozle nips the fark out of them.