Ferret, Buddy, Bruno, & Chase

i'm a dark eyed white ferret. I have 3 cousins, Buddy, Bruno, and Chase. we're little and furry and flexible. we run sideways and love to run through tubes and pantlegs. i hide socks and bras under the couches and i like to chase sarah around the kitchen. sometimes i sneak outside when no one is looking. i have two mommys, robin and sarah, but i miss sarah when she is away. i have a pet dog, Tank, that i play with sometimes. we get along very well, except that he sneaks into my room and eats my food when i'm out running around the house. i used to have a pet cockatiel too, but i didn't like her too much so i "accidentally" killed her. my gram was quite upset with me for that one. gram also doesn't like when she finds my hidden bathrooms around the house. i hate baths, and i hate wet feet even more. Within the past year Sarah has surprised me with those other 3 carpet sharks, but I don't like any of them, they are too young for me. They love to wrestle with each other but i'm more of an individual. I'm 5 years old and have insulinmoa, so my action has seen better days. anyway... i'm adorable and you should love me... and maybe them too.