Helping rid the world of a few unwanted lives for a profit. Think of it as arts and crafts with a life in the balance, it’s not just murder it can also be performance art. So let's have some fun and create some work for the mortician.
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Murder by Numbers
Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our famous killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name
But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E,..........
Written by Sting and Andy Summers.
Sniper 1 & 2, Shooter, Casino Royale, Wanted, Mr and Mrs. Smith, The Mechanic, Hitman, Throw Momma from the Train, The Professional, The Boondock Saints, Dial M for murder, Murder Inc., Long Kiss Goodnight, Smoking Aces, Lucky Number Slevin, Kill Bill 1&2, Mean Guns, Brother, Naked Killer, Crying Freeman, Grosse Point Blank, The Replacement Killers, A Better Tomorrow, Zatoichi, Zoolander, Love and a Bullet, Once upon a time in Mexico, Pulp Fiction, Ichi the Killer, Shogun Assassin and the Baby cart of death series, I guess you get the point… I am open to any suggestions as well.
Burn Notice, 24, The Equalizer, La Femme Nikkita, CSI, Hattori Hanzo
James Bond novels written by Ian Fleming and John Gardner.
Bourne novels by Ludlum.
No Remorse by Tom Clancy.
A book about Serial Killers written by one of the pioneers of criminal profiling.
Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool he slays me!
Abunai the Ninja (see him in my photos section)