I like to rock...
...hard.
I have the body of a god. No one's ever seen god so how do you know he's not a fat slob?
Fashion nerds are the only nerds you can’t wedgie because they fuck supermodels.
I likes the Bow-chiki-bow-wow!
Pornographic
The Office
Rant, Choke, Lullaby... just read everything by Chuck Palahniuk.
This guy doesn't care what you think. His red velvet jacket is better than your life.