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AARDVARK

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About Me

I am video editor. I love film making and TV PRODUCTION. If you need something edited, or shot on mini-dv, you can contact me. i love shooting, directing and producing, throwing live shows, BAND PERFORMANCES, INTERVIEWS, PARTIES, SHORT FILMS, FEATURES BRAINEATERS- THE CRAZIEST SHOW ON PUBLIC ACCESS IN QUEENS LIVE IN QUEENS?? (TIME WARNER CABLE)QPTV and BCATEvery Monday CH 56 11PM and Wednesday CH 35 11PM on QPTV Queens Public Access tv, every Friday Night on BCAT Brooklyn Public Access tv CH 68 2:30AM! The All New Brain Eaters SHOW on QTPV and BCAT. my best friend on myspace so ADD US (Myspace.com/allnewbraineatersshow) so you can watch our funny videos![ I love dragons and fantasy creatures.Here is this awesome video my sister made for me of my performace as the Bone Doc Aardvark The Bone Doctor
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Add to My Profile | More VideosHere is a Short ZOMBIE SCENE, Which I wrote/produced. although my vision was to have a sunny day, it came out great in the rain....variety, comedy, obscurity, twisted insanity....great bandsLOCAL BANDS, FAMOUS BANDS, SPECIAL UNIQUE TALENTS...FROM ANYWHERE IN NEW YORK??? NEED EXPOSURE?? CONTACT US.....go to: MYSPACE.COM/ALLNEWBRAINEATERSSHOW I am an editor, assistant director, screen writer and all around thinker. I love dancing and being creative with costumes and making art out of everything. I am interested in watching and making movies, special effects and lighting. stage managing, acting, researching, shooting, keeping busy, Learning movie effects, furthering my career as a film maker! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

"Little Dead Riding Hood"
.. Public access! tv, movies, minidv, live music, metal tv/film prodution post-production editing. I am pretty nice, but I look mean and dress up extreme. I'm pretty much interested in making...Friends, fun, horror, craziness. warping styles changing my hair... New people, old people, no people, dancing so that I can feel alive and free. body art, creativity, music, drummers and guitarists, hot girls n boys, rock stars, costumes, Gigantour, movies, acting, getting killed, editing, shooting, writing, psychotic men, kickin some ass, motivating, inspiring myself and others, supporting bands, wrestling, fighting, stomping and grinding to some blood pumpin industial, vamps, disguises, zombies, klowns, making spikes, wearing elaborate attire, painting all over me, metal shows, metal bands, METAL METAL THRASH, free publicity, entertainment

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO TREAT OTHERS WITH RESPECT! people who eat brains. Some one who will come with me to the club, hopefully some EVIL CLOWNS and some zombies, ...anyone who is colorful or likes to dance. People who make me think outside the box and explore my inner self. Innovative, creative minds alike. Paul Reubens I become JORGE NIPPLECHEST at any moment transform into a Mexican reporter!Don't friend request me unless you really want to be my friend. There are too many friends on my list, that I have no idea who they are...until they come up to me and say...I'm on your myspace...please if you are on here, talk to me!!!

Music:

MyGen Profile Generator PANTERA, INflames, Superjoint Ritual, Damageplan, Mudvayne, nothingface, Six Feet UNder, Lamb of God, FEAR FACTORY,Hell Yeah, Dope, SLAYER, TOOL, DEVIL DRIVER, CARNIVORE, MHA, GAS, SYL, AOTW, Echoes and Shadows, old metallica, testament, black sabbath, Sepultura, GWAR, misfits, iron maiden, VENOM, white Zombie, guns and roses, pink floyd, ac/dc, queen, Dream Theater, megadeth, toadies,VNV NATION, iCON OF cOIL, assemblage 23,Covenant, THRILL KILL KULT, SKINNY PUPPY, KMFDM, Nitzer Ebb, depeche mode, and one, seabound, funkervogt, BRAINEATERS BANDS!!!.::Yo! Scunt, the casualties, the jungle junkies, Sworn Enemy, Ascension of the Watchers,DUDES OF DOOM, :::: NEW for 2007:::ALL NEW BRAIN EATERS BANDS: Arch Demon Choir, CARNIVORE, GAS, AOTW, WOlves of Flatbush, SMOKE, Immortal Flesh, Ophelion, are more! sick METAL, THRASH, HARDCORE BANDS APPLY HERE. PUblic access tv show shooting bands at the LIONS DEN NYC. E-mail me about the shows. JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 SATCHMO
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Movies:

I want to learn pyrotechnics and horror movie special effects. Makeup, lighting tech, tv/film making. Horror-COMEDY sick twisted humor ....I love GOREy BLOODy scenes. I want to learn casting so I can make brains and eye balls explode real soon. DESTRUCTION and FIRE are essential elements, blow something up, grab my attention! The Bride of Frank, Sam Raimi's Evil Dead series, Falling Down, the thing, ALIEN, the Goonies, Nightmare on Elm Street, night breed, 28 Days later, dead alive, donnie darko, Batman, BIG, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Drop Dead Fred, Orgasmo, the toxic avenger, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Cry-baby, Tank Girl, nightmare before x-mas, house of 1000 corpses, Cheech and Chong's up in smoke, half baked, Fight CLub, strangeland, The Shining, THE GOLDEN CHILD, Halloween, Desperate Living, Ghostbusters, The Last Samurai, shaun of the dead, THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, DAWN OF THE DEAD, IT, pee-wee's Big Adventure, The LAbyrinth, anything Troma, Toxic Avenger Series, Poultygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, gorey zombie movies

Television:

THE ALL NEW BRAINEATERS SHOW, on BCAT Friday 2:30AM CH 68 and QPTV Mon 11PM Ch 56 wed 11PM ch 35 myspace.com/allnewbraineatersshow..... QPTV and BCAT: BRAINEATERS, 24, scrubs, the simpsons, that 70's show, the family guy, seinfeld, House, Buffy the series, Malcom in the Middle, married with children,

Books:

the catcher in the rye, IT, Flowers for Algernon, film production books, there..'s a monster at the end of this book, a midsummer night's dream, the vampire chronicles,

Heroes:

Dimebag D (-RIP), john waters, George Clinton, Tim Burton, Robert Deniro,John Petrucci, Max Cavalera, Fallen Fayth, Spaulding check out the PERVERT PEEPER! THE PERVERT PEEPER
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My Blog

ERICA MILLER R.I.P

Erica Miller died today of a drug overdose. She was my good friend and I knew her well.  Erica was the type of girl that would come over and tweeze my eyebrows for me with her special precis...
Posted by AARDVARK on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:48:00 PST

Aardvark News!!!

Hello there friends, I haven’t gotten to write to you all in a while.  The reason is because i just went through my second hip surgery two weeks ago.  I am ok, but I cannot get around....
Posted by AARDVARK on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:59:00 PST

Check out this event: The All New Brain Eaters Show : BLACK HAWAII

Hosted By: Aardvark and FallenWhen: Sunday Feb 17, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: LION'S DEN214 SULLIVAN STREETNEW YORK, New York|33 10012United StatesDescription:Aardvark and Fallen Click Here To View Event...
Posted by AARDVARK on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:27:00 PST

Havent Heard from me? Heres why

I havent been online much because of the hip injury,  Havent been able to move around too much.  I will be talking to the doc next week about another procedure for the hip.  Staying pos...
Posted by AARDVARK on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

Monday, Jan 7 The All New Brain Eaters Show back on QPTV!!!

Hey there  here's out timeslot for 2008.... Starting  MONDAY  January 7, 2008!!   Mon Jan 7 - 11PM CH 56 Wednessay Jan 9- CH 35 11PM and every monday and wednesday there ...
Posted by AARDVARK on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST

Toys for Tots and Brain Eaters Show Party Sunday Dec 16th LIVE METAL, PSYCHO NURSES & DOCTORS

DON'T MISS GAS LIVE !!!! DECEMBER 16TH 2007 FIRST PERFORMANCE WITH NEW DRUMMER BLAZE VALENTINE*METAL MEDICAL MALPRACTICE .. THE LION'S DEN NYC*TOYS FOR TOTS & THE ALL NEW BRAIN EATERS SHOW The New...
Posted by AARDVARK on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:35:00 PST

I SUFFER

I SUFFER Chronic pain consumes the congnative plainI try to motivate myselfPlease be productiveThis body RestrictedUnder this skin Muscles spasmTrying to free themselves from their entrapment Can...
Posted by AARDVARK on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:16:00 PST

My right Hip

I have been diagnosed with Hip Impingement, which is when the ball and socket of the hip are rubbing together.  I need to get this MAJOR surgery or live in pain for the rest on my life.  the...
Posted by AARDVARK on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

Midget or very short person needed for Circus skit/Juggler also needed (to be Televised)

Hello Everybody, Aardvark here.  I am trying to produce  a short physical comedy about a misunderstood circus clown.  There is no dialogue it is a silent comedy. It will have bazaa...
Posted by AARDVARK on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Heavy Metal/Comedy Show shooting for TV- needs Musical Guests

Hey All, Aardvark's long awaited return will hopefully be in the next few months, so keep an eye out of BCAT and QPTV for our obscure antics and hilarious skits and improv.Coming soon in MArch!!We are...
Posted by AARDVARK on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST