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Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Well this is shameless self-promotion; I do normal things like normal people; I was Born, I Live, I Eat, I Shxt, I Sleep, I Fxck, and I will die like the rest of you. I Do Jobs and i make money, i graduated High School and i went to college. I try to make music, i make instrumentals. i like drugs and i like women, sometimes when the women like me the least; the drugs love me the most. (like i dont know the whole lingistics of the name/word the 'leprechaun', i dont know if some sheep shepard in ireland owns the rights or not; and there is the b-movie the 'leprechaun'; so i figured it would have been copyrighted thus the 'Lepruchaun' but i think you know where im goin with this) Travel Throughout the Lepruchaun Universe................. Myspace.com/Hermesthoththelepruchaun http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/The+Lepruchaun
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Name: Matthew D. Penman
Birthday: 10-19-84
Birthplace: wyandotte county, kansas
Current Location: leavenworth, kansas
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9 (?)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scottish, German, Polish, Native American, Turkish, Jewish, Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont know theres a whole where the corporate logo is...
Your Weakness: vagina
Your Fears: the unknown
Your Perfect Pizza: pepporoni and jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats an instant messanger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: an i alive?
Your Best Physical Feature: thats a surprise
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: ....what...?!
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: oh fuck yes
Do you Sing: only when forced
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes...
Have you Been in Love: was i?
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: to 4 woman and a midget
Do you belive in yourself: mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ask a woman
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank alcohol....yesterday...and the day before that
In the past month have you Smoked: everyday
In the past month have you been on Drugs: everyday
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ...ouch
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hahaha yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: crucifixtion or buried alive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a magician
What country would you most like to Visit: italy or japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6
Weight: 120 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: whorish
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot; enough to kill 3 elephants
Number of CDs I own: fuck man i dont know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
Sun Sign: Libra
Sun 26° Libra 46' Libra Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Leo
Moon 23° Leo 44' Leo Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Aries
Ascendant 27° Aries 02' Aries Horoscope
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*The Basics*
Whats your name?: Matt
Age?: 23
Favorite position?: Doggy
Foreplay or Roleplay ?: Both
Barely clothed or Fully naked?: Both
Ride or Be rode?: Both
Front or Back?: Both
Fast or slow?: Both
Rough or Gentle?: Either
Fucking or Making love?: Both
You cum first or after?: depends if im drunk
*Places*
Bed or floor?: both
Shower or bath?: both
Park or beach?: both
Jacuzzi or pool?: both
car or truck?: both
Rain, snow, or sun?: Sun
Train or bus?: both
Back of movies or mall dressing room?: both
Public restroom or porter potty?: my bathroom
Grave yard or playground?: both
Boat or Airplane?: both
Classroom or janitor closet?: both
*Sex Food*
Strawberries or Cherries?: Strwberries
Chocolate or whipcream?: Chocolate
Ice chips or icecream?: both
Honey or edible warming oil?: Honey
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My Interests

everything

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone; but especially...Belly-dancing Schoolgirls...whom are of age mind you...

Music:

I Like to much Music

Movies:

I Like to many Movies

Television:

I Watch alot of Television Tim And Eric Beatbox
..

Books:

H.p. Lovecraft, the divine comedy, the bible(?) the Quran, Wisdom of the west, paridise lost, Black Power, Bored of the Rings, MAD magazine, Pymander and Asclepious by Hermes Thoth,Communist Manifesto, Hunter S. Thompson, Bertrand russell, Lewis Caroll, Douglas Adams,Kama Sutra by Vatsyayana,Buffalo Z. Brown, the Shastabad, Timothy Leary, Edgar Allen Poe, Issac NEwton, Gallileo, High Times, Penthouse,Tales from the Crypt, Willaim Shakespear, the Tragedy of Doctor Faustus, Tales of the Arabian Nights, Autobiography of Malcom X, Srimad Bhagavatam; tenth canto; part two, Vincent Van Gough (even though he wasnt a writer),

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

GO TO; MYSPACE.COM/HERMESTHOTHTHELEPRUCHAUN !!!

Well...I have uploaded Three Compositions, (that are instrumentals mind you!), 'Abstraction' contains samples from 'the Twilight Zone'(CBS), 'Fight Club'(20thcenturyfox), and 'Donnie Darko'(20thcentu...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:02:00 PST

Tim and Eric Cool Program, Good Work!

well yesterday Apr.29th the Tim and Eric Awesome Show cam throught Lawrence...and was mega-sold out; the lowest scalping price on a ticket i herd was 40$ so needless to say i diddn't get it; i did get...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:02:00 PST

fuck the bank i work for! for the bu bu bu bu bank!!!

well...i went and seen the Kids in the Hall perform at the Uptown Theater in Kansas City last night, it was a pretty awesome show; they had this one sketch were there was 2 drunks at a bar and it...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

an Alaskan holiday in Arkansas

well...i went back to Arkansas...which i dont think i should have done, i bought 4 hits of acid; i took 2 gave 1 to bobby and one to his brother mike...but i guess mike and his old lady are acid freek...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

lalalalalalallalalalllallal

well with a miracle..KU won the final 4; like i dont think they were playing as good as Memphis, only untill OT with 5 mins. to go did they spring new life...but me and my homie Lil Foe went to Lawren...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST

Bully

well...i went to Arkansas to visit my friend Willis and celebrate his sons first Bday; i rode down there with Willis’s borther and sister; Christina and Bobby; it was like a 3-5 hour drive frome...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST

a late V.D. poem by Jerri Blank

From: Ms. Geraldine Antonia Blank Date: Feb 14, 2008 9:30 PMLet me:"Ahem" :Roses are straight,Violets are twisted,Bend over love,You're about to get fisted.Roses are crap,Violets are wanky,Oooh I've j...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

hot

Want to email somebody a link to this photo? Want to email somebody a link to this photo? Want to email somebody a link to this photo? ...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

Vick Moves to 1300 Metropolitan

well Mike Vick has move to ft. leavenworth Penn. yesterday and has to serve 13 months there, for dog fighting, but my homie zack has to serve 3 yrs. for selling bud, i guess when you have the money yo...
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:45:00 PST

ftmedtms

well...i got a raise at my job...its pretty sweet; ive only worked there a month and...bam; got me some new shoes and a hoodie...I hope all of you have a happy holiday and try not to kill your family
Posted by The Lepruchaun on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:14:00 PST