Sam Demaris - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Here's me in a nutshell... loud... crazy.. unpredictable... funny...above average intelligence... music lover with no musical talent... art lover with no artistic talent. I often tend to say and do things that even I can't explain. I think it adds to my already irresistable charm. Fuck you, don't laugh at that.

My Interests

martial arts, skydiving, comedy, travel, poker, shows, shows, more shows....

I'd like to meet:

First of all, if you spam my comments with your upcoming show or whatever else without asking me, not only will i delete your shit, but I will personally come to your house and kill your fuckin pets. Okay, not really but I don't do it to anyone else, so stop it! Now, As far as this site goes.. I'd like to meet anyone and everyone. Otherwise, I'd like to meet George Carlin, Tory Lane, Mick Jagger, and Bill Clinton (PIMP!!!) Aside from that, I just wanna meet anyone who wants to go out and get a drink with me. It'd be nice if ya paid, too.

Music:

i like it all... tool, toriamos, littlerichard, blackflag, ramones, minorthreat, poisonthewell, tribecalledquest, vaux, metallica, atreyu, deftones, deadkennedys, terror, thrice, dropkickmurphys, alloutwar, outkast, johnnycash, sarah mclachlan, bjork, icecube, publicenemy, ratm, motleycrue, journey, shadowsfall, ministry, shaihulud, wu, chilipeppers, lard, riseagainst, hatebreed, janesaddiction, nwa, portishead, nin, aperfectcircle, icecube, mrbungle, asilaydying, ludacris, s.o.a.d., prince, twistedsister, chuckberry, rememberingnever, ozomatli, james brown - a shitload more but i'm tired of typing

Movies:

another long list... goodfellas, cityoflostchildren, 25thhour, lostintranslation, the others, predator, x, the usual suspects, 7, lifeisbeautiful, thejerk, braveheart, casino, 21grams, kevin smith flicks, thepunisher, justaboutALLhorrorflicks, guyritchieflicks, soul food, the boondock saints, harlem nights, mel brooks flicks, so many more...

Television:

Don't really watch TV anymore...except for Comedy Central and adult swim.

Heroes:

My dad, Mumia Abu-Jamal, Jello Biafra, Ice Cube

Rest in Peace...

My Blog

HOLY CRAP!! How cool is this?

The good folks over at whattherock.com have decided to grant me and my peeps a discount code. Just go to http://www.whattherock.com/baby_clothes.html And put in "Demaris" as a coupon code and you get ...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:21:00 PST

Oregon is gorgeous (as usual)

Man, if this state wasn't all the way in the corner of the country like it was some bad kid who won't stop eating the glue, I actually wouldn't mind living here. The air is clean and I actually ENJOY ...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

Step right up and spoil my baby!!!

That's right, everyone gets a chance to have their hand in making sure my kid is a spoiled brat. At least you have a hand in the beginning. A lot of you have been asking where we're registered, so he...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

Status De Blackus

So as you can tell by the fact that you're reading this, I'm still alive. For a while there I was back out and about, but that had to stop. I thought I was at least semi-ready to face the world, but I...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

I got street-cred, bitch!

So, I'm really not sure what I can or can't say here because a serious court case (or a few of em) are about to be underway, so I'll dance around this as carefully as I can. First of all, yes it...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

The Oscars

I keep thinking I must have been dreaming last night because awards were actually given to people and movies that deserved them. Remember the days when it was "the sexiest person wins"? Last night For...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

10 completely random factoids

So J sent this to me and I decided to fill it out. I'm not gonna tell anyone to repost or fill this out for me because I have a strict policy against such things, but here we go. Things about me that ...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

CD Time!!! (finally)

As of this past weekend, I now have a solid 60 minutes that I'm going to be putiing on a cd that will be released sometime in the very near future. I'm trying to make it as soon as possible seeing as ...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

GO BEARS sniffle

So Super Bowl XLI didn't turn out exactly the way I would have liked. No big deal though, because I think the Bears will end up with SEVERAL more shots at it due to the lack of competition in the NFC....
Posted by Sam Demaris on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Michael Richards

If you haven't already seen it, ol Kramer had jimself a little bit of a meltdown at the Laugh Factory last week. You can watch it here. After watching it, I've decided to add my 2 lil cents to this wh...
Posted by Sam Demaris on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST