SIGNING OFF (FOR NOW) |
On 11/29, Lex Luthor posted the following blog on LexReturns.com: Congratulations, people. You and Superman have made the Internet "safe" once more for spammers, hackers, and mindless junk mail, so br...
Posted by Superman on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST |
Blame the Government |
I believe these countdown clocks on the Web are actually some Y2K program that has been lying dormant until now; the government's just trying to pin a scapegoat so it doesn't get swamped with lawsuits...
Posted by Superman on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST |
Everyone Should Re-LEX |
Luthor's last scheme almost destroyed Metropolis, but it totaled my condo. Still, I'm not worried about his recent online threats. Superman has stopped Luthor before, and he'll do so again. I'm focusi...
Posted by Superman on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Fool Me Twice |
You don't have to be a brainiac to figure out the real strategy behind these green clocks and "Lex Returns" tags. Come November 16, we'll all turn on our computers and be introduced to the latest "got...
Posted by Superman on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST |
Foil Luthor Online, Net $1 Million Reward |
Lex Luthor has resurfaced to publicly announce that on Tuesday, November 28, he will assume total control of the World Wide Web. In an effort to foil Luthor's aggressive takeover, the Daily Planet is ...
Posted by Superman on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST |
