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Guy Boyman

You don't know how hard it is, being a fembot masquerading as a femputer in a manbot's manputer's wo

About Me

I am great. Knowing me is like being nowhere and everywhere at the same time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty mostly
Your Heritage: whitey McWhiterson
The Shoes You Wore Today: skechers
Your Weakness: geeky dark-haired guys with glasses (extra points for 'lanky' and 'pale'). guitarists. cute screenwriters. firearms, blades, blunt objects, fire, radiation and diseases of all kinds
Your Fears: death, pain, loss of identity, mutilation, loss of loved ones. the Boogeyman. Rosie O'Donnell and the entire cast of The View. any Terror from Beyond the Stars
Your Perfect Pizza: loaded
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: continuing to not go bald
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: guh ... this again?
Your Best Physical Feature: my overall cuteiness
Your Bedtime: midnightish
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't recall missing any
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Steak & Shake
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton extra sweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: the chocotastic!
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot cocoa
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: along, yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: once was enough
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in magic in a young girl's heart
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, certainly enough to get laid, and that's what counts
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just Tylenol P.M.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bath tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I've always known ... I'll die alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: the undiscovered one
In a Boy..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: anything within the normal range
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: not too preppie
Number of Drugs I have taken: as few as possible
Number of CDs I own: jillions
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to remember
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My Interests

Breathing, sleeping, eating a big sandwich, making a living, spending that living on pieces of plastic, attempting to maintain a hot and geeky lifestyle Shatner releases the Chi

I'd like to meet:

Nice people. And Brandon Boyd.

Music:

Audioslave, Keane, My Chemical Romance, The Ramones, Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Blondie, Queen, The Pretenders, Days of the New, Nick Drake, Dido, Army of Me, Cold War Kids, Jellyfish, Mika, The Flaming Lips, Mad Season, Smashing Pumpkins, Tom Jones, Shudder to Think, The Darkness, Soundgarden, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, McFly, Fleetwood Mac, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Taylor Hawkins & the Coattail Riders, Panic! at the Disco, Ben Folds, Traffic, VHS or Beta, Duran Duran, Sheryl Crow, David Bowie, Snow Patrol, The Fray, Stone Temple Pilots, Disturbed, Donovan, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Kinks, Ra, Matthew Sweet, The Police, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Elvis Costello, Prince, John Frusciante, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, My Morning Jacket, The Sundays, R.E.M., The Cure, and oodles more ... ... seeking a friend for the end of the world ...

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Office Space, The Fog (the good version), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Love and a .45, So I Married an Ax Murderer, I Love You to Death, Flash Gordon, Chasing Amy, Kalifornia, The 40 Year Old Virgin, BASEketball, The Devil Rides Out, Mallrats, Silence of the Lambs, Wayne's World, Garden State, The Ice Storm, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Batman Begins, Marny, Goldfinger, Blazing Saddles, Superman Returns, Rock'n'Roll High School, Star Wars (the real one), The Crow, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Kentucky Fried Movie, Hellraiser, You Only Live Twice, Psycho, Conan the Barbarian, The Ring, This Is Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, Spiderman, X2, The Shining, Fright Night, Out of Sight, Caddyshack, Candyman, Airplane!, Scream, For Your Eyes Only, Old School, The Howling, The Birds, Metropolis, Austin Powers, Die Another Day, Captain Kronos, Signs, Highlander (the good one, and NOT the TV show), Heathers, The Others, Near Dark, The Ninth Gate, Poltergeist, The Naked Gun, Election, Forbidden Planet, Clerks, and so many more ... and i love the singing rabbit

Television:

The Simpsons, Home Movies, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, Family Guy, Ghost Hunters, The X-Files, Venture Bros., Kolchak The Night Stalker, Harvey Birdman, UFC, King of the Hill, Duckman, In Search Of ..., Reno 911, Night Gallery, The Critic, Star Trek (the real one), Futurama, Good Eats, Strangers With Candy, and any "documentary" on the Discovery/Learning/History/Whatever Channel about Bigfoot, Roswell, the Loch Ness Monster, haunted houses or the lost continent of Atlantis. The cheesier, the better.

Books:

Comics, comics and more comics Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Robin 72% Supergirl 60% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 55% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Iron Man 45% Hulk 40% Catwoman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln, Superman, Nelson Mandela, Mustapha Kamal, Johnny Cash, Captain Kirk, Onyx Blackman, Duke Phillips, Christopher Lee, Carl Kolchak, Phil Hartman, Thulsa Doom, Corbin Fisher, C. Montgomery Burns, whoever created eBay, and 1970s Leonard Nimoy

My Blog

Shaken and Stirred

I have to confess that I am more than a little bummed that Sean Connery, the coolest man alive with the funnest voice to impersonate, has opted out of Indiana Jones 4 - although if the film ends ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:43:00 PST

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude is a German word meaning 'pleasure taken from someone else's misfortune'. It has been borrowed by the English language and is sometimes also used as a loanword by other languages. ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

Spring Sprang Sprung

I'm feeling a little pretentious today, like a misunderstood high school art student, so here's some scenic pictures I snapped the weekend of my birthday. I got the film back yesterday, and my brain&n...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

And now, your Moment of Zen

The surprisingly hot Mr. Eric Balfour ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:29:00 PST

More Free Promotion!

I seem to be continuing yesterday's trend of freely plugging people and projects that could afford to pay for it, but I likes what I likes, so maybe I'll make it a theme this week ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

Carry On, Bitches!

The new Chris Cornell album, "Carry On" will be in stores tomorrow, June 5th, so check out! And while you're at it, check him out! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl! Update: Having now listened to the album...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:08:00 PST

Thank Gods Its Over

Of zero interest to most of you, but of paramount interest to some of you, Ron Moore says that next season will be the last for Battlestar Galactica. And in keeping with my little mini-rant last week ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

Pain! Anger! Kvetching!

I broke a tooth yesterday. Its not as much fun as they say. So its fairly well fixed now, but the dentist was nice enough to tell me that I need to have a wisdom tooth extracted. A wisdom tooth, at ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

And now, your Moment of Zen

The engaging Mr. Justin Hartley ...
Posted by Guy Boyman on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

The Greatest Thing in the History of Things

Here's hoping it works....
Posted by Guy Boyman on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:46:00 PST