I'd like to meet:
Al Franken, ROSEANNE, Michael Moore, Dave Grohl, Wes Clark
Music:
Foo Fighters, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Prince, Wyclef Jean, Kelly Clarkson, Kanye West, Pearl Jam, Rob Thomas, Matchbox 20, Audioslave, Tracy Chapman, PM Dawn, Tenacious D, Gorillaz, Panic! At The Disco, Depeche Mode, Elvis, Journey, The Monkees, TMBG, AC/DC, Fiona Apple, Weird Al, Living Colour, Christopher Cross
Movies:
The Cable Guy, School of Rock, Evil Dead Trilogy, Being John Malkovich, Bamboozled, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Best in Show, The Jerk, Planet of the Apes, Gorillas in the Mist, Tomb Raider, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, The Aristocrats, Superman Returns
Television:
The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Roseanne, The Soup, General Hospital, The View, Super Nanny, Law and Order: SVU, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, ER, American Dad, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Girls Next Door
Books:
Oh! The Things I Know, Dude Where's My Country, Dirty Jokes and Beer, The Tao of Elvis, The Naked Ape, If Chins Could Kill
Heroes:
Clark Kent, Roseanne, Cynthia McKinney, Wes Clark, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Bob Zmuda, Kanye West, Dave Grohl, Steve Irwin, Dian Fossey, Desmond Morris, Walker Peerson, DUHG, my MOM!