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Sir William

team will

About Me

I have been known to leap buildings in a single bound, drink beers in a single gulp, crush ice w/ my bare hands, and vaccuum with only my cape on. oh, and i wear sunglasses when i poo, cuz it makes me feel cool

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My Interests

People watching -you are all so interesting and amusing.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to join the team-will cheerleading squad or one who is able to do a one-handed cartwheel while eating a to- fu dog and/or someone who can play the accordian and drive at the same time.

Music:

polka or anything w/ an accordion -you know the accordion is making a comeback!!!

Movies:

better off dead, goonies, lord of the rings, fear and loathing in LV, usual suspects, princess bride, any James Bond (sean connery)

Television:

family guy, Simpsons, and anything on the Disco channel (disco-very)

Books:

"the Alchemist" by paulo coehlo, "grapes of wrath", lonely planet travel books (eu. and se. asia) footprint for south america, "another roadside attraction", "skinny legs and all", "zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" -last 5 books: "Still Life With Woodpecker" "Sex Lives of Canibals" "Hobbit" Brief History of Nearly Everything" "Fear an Loathing in LasVegas"

Heroes:

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My Blog

R.I.P. Poindexter

To know him was to love him -he was my pal, my buddy, my k-9 quadriped friend with a big nose and an insatiable appetite for fetching balls, sticks, rocks, pine-cones, giant logs (that he could barely...
Posted by Sir William on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

This is getting ridiculous!!!

it has come to my attention that people use way too many acronyms in their every day lives. there's a line that is crossed when people are using stuff like W.T.F. and O.M.G. in face-to-face conversati...
Posted by Sir William on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:23:00 PST

Top 10 reasons it sucks to be on crutches:

Top 10 reasons it sucks to be on crutches: 10. carrying stuff is not an option 9. driving a stick shift is not an option (if you have an automatic you can always drive from the passenger seat ...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 reasons it good to be on crutches:

Top 10 reasons it good to be on crutches: 10. you always have a weapon to beat people over the head with 9. you can flick light switches and/or poke people from an extra 3 ft. away 8. you ...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

driving/training

just drove out to LA and mother nature came down like a splattering shit-hammer!! people were driving like blinded retards on qualudes. the good news is that my pickem-up got cleaned up and all i had ...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy crap

The bathroom in the training room is activated by a motion detector -this is bad news for somebody who is quite "regular" and spends more than a couple of minutes on the crapper.......... crapping i...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more from thailand....

greetings all, where to begin i just dont know -first off i should start by saying happy ho ho!! it doesnt feel like christmas here as it is hot, humid, sunny, and total paradise. any way, so ...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sabaai-dii from lao!!!!

not really in the mood for writing so i hope this isn't a bore....... a lot has happened since my last email. i kind of skimped on the last day of cambodge which is kind of unfortunate becaus...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

johm riab sua from cambodia!!

...well i left for cambodia in the early a.m. via a comfy a/c bus, crossed the border (total sh*t hole btw) and got on an incredibly uncomfortable and over-crowded crappy-ass bus which was actually mo...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lost in bangkok

Bankok is completely insane -i love it! for some reason i was thinking that i would not like bankok, but after a few days there my mind is changed. i don't think i would like to spend an extended...
Posted by Sir William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST