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plu-TONY-um

Soy demasiado atractivo para mi camisa...

About Me

I'm just a great big redneck yuppy...minus the yuppy part. I'm constantly drinking, cursing, and fighting and occasionally working on all the cars in my front yard when not passed out on the couch all day...Oh Alright!!! Maybe I'm not quite that much fun, but what you see is what you get. I like treating people well while living a harmoneous, peaceful existence packed with as much excitement as possible every single day. I gaurantee nothing but a good time or your money back! I should just retire and go on tour...anybody wanna go?
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My Interests

Not in any particular order: washing my hair, good times, hang gliding, deodorant, surfing, coffee, Freudian psychology, coffee shops, motocross, sitting around, rednecks, farm girls, warm weather, cereal, good company, prime ribs, good music, clean sheets, international travel, subculture, good flow, sushi, red wine, clean beaches and water and the like.......

I'd like to meet:

YOU FOOL! Also, my alter ego, other fellow pipe hitt'n rednecks and anybody who embodies the spirit of adventure and good times and can laugh at themselves and let me laugh at them...Some cool peeps who carry themselves modestly! There are way too many snooty ass people roming the Southern California landscape so if you're one of them you should rethink that mentality so I don't experience the need to kick your high horse out from under you!! Oh yeah, and if you're one of those freaky webcam chicks masquerading around as a normal person trying to get hits on your freaky webcam site, STOP IT!!! I'm not so desperate that I need to pay to make love to my computer monitor!

Music:

Anything bringing auditory pleasure to my ears...typically not too much in the way of "mainstream" though.

Movies:

My home video collection...Yeah.

Television:

24 and such.

Books:

Stephen Hawkings Universe, The Dark Wind, The Wheat Field, The Partner, The Game, and some other nonsense

Heroes:

Your Mom