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About Me

I'm in a super happy place now, being married to the greatest guy ever and living in a totally rad part of the country. I never use this anymore but you can email me: [email protected]

My Blog

If I die

You can have my owls
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:07:00 GMT

My new ipod

....It's not selling out if someone won it for you in a game machine, so get over it. Thank you Aaron!e
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:17:00 GMT

Dont douche it!

douchedouche bagdouchetasticdouchetifydouchinessdoucheplosiondouchetacula rdoucheinatedouche over the world!"Honey, I douche you""There is a DOUCHE ON THE BUS!"dun-dun-dun another one bites the douched...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:10:00 GMT

UGH

I didn't clean my ears out for like a week and it was so bad, I could push my ear canal together and the inner walls would STICK and make this disgusting noise. Ear wax is one of those...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:18:00 GMT

I have problems

A collection of a horrible hobby: Art Show coming soon...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:27:00 GMT

Not so green.

I noticed that everytime I eat something, I tear off a paper towel from the roll, for a napkin. For obvious reasons, obviously however ... i don't use them.   shit, my mom is talking to me, ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:41:00 GMT

The Eyers of Nore

Mer! Mer I nay! I am Prince Rhettmerr of the Merry Merrs, I come from an island of poppy hills and sunshine where my friends and I skip gallantly! Then this dude showed up and ruined it all...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Job Hating

I hate my job now and it has only been a few short weeks in, how sad. It isn't work I hate, I love doing my job. I get along with everyone I work with, especially the ones I have to work with and my m...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Crisp linen and warm cookies

Life is a mystery
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Photo booths + Sing-a-Long Pity Parties

What doesn't really matter, anyway?
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:33:00 GMT