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King Lesbian

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About Me

Honeys, if you don't know me by now, you better catch the fuck up!Sono un' artista. Io ho studiato l'arte nella scuola, ma sono una studente dell'arte per vita. Va bene.Having said that, my hobbies include chilling with my dogs, putting fanboys in their place, making my Scuba Gear Batman and Aquaman action figures make out underwater, and talking to people's pets. I also like trolling the beach in the off-season, going to NY Liberty games, and keeping my pimp hand strong.ONE THOUSAND COOL POINTS to the cat who can tell me where the quote in my headline is from. ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Nemesis
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My Interests

stuff, you know, the usual... oh yeah and that thing! you know that thing I'm talkin' about... that's fun too....

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I'd like to meet:

wonder woman! and catwoman! you know they like the ladies... and the pre-coke binge lindsay lohan! hot damn i loves me that girl!
You Are Wonder Woman
A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world.
You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you! What Superhero Are You?and this guy! the only thing i know that come from houston are steers and... this guy!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

punk, rock, classic rock, showtunes, all chicks who rock out with their proverbial cocks out, tv commercial jingles and theme songs from the '70s and '80s.... perennial favorites include the aforementioned patsy, the luminary joan jett, and the band BETTY currently featured on The L Word. Word.
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Movies:

tipping the velvet, rocky horror, the shining, bound, d.e.b.s., fingersmith, big business, anything monty python, anything lesbionic, anything lindsay lohan

Television:

the family guy, the golden girls, the nanny, the L word, the boondocks, the harvey birdman, the roseanne - basically anything starting with ''the''... oh yeah, and robot chicken

Books:

tipping the velvet; fingersmith; comic books of all shapes, sizes, and assorted flavors; the ikea late spring/early fall catalog

Heroes:

gonna go with hawkgirl on this one.... she's an angry-ass woman who flies around beating the crap outta bad guys with a mace and refuses to hook up w/ the burly attractive hawkman who keeps kickin' it to her. also wonder woman, for FINALLY killing someone; and hothead paisan, who taught us not to take any shit! What Lonestar Rollergirl team are you?
You are a Puta Del Fuego. You don't take any shit from anyone. You do it for la raza, and if anyone stands in your way, vas a'poner una chigasas!
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My Blog

mmmm.... zombilicious!

I wrote an email to a bunch of friends about this, but i need to poll my myspace peops as well.Jason and I are working on a lil' comic (one of the many in our demented arsenal), and it led to a discus...
Posted by King Lesbian on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

new artwork

hey people, i'm starting to load pics up of new artwork (ok some of it is old, but its new to you). leave me some feedback if you like it, don't like it, wanna see more, wanna buy some, wanna commiss...
Posted by King Lesbian on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

Open for Biz-a-nees

Hey all,While I'm temping around and such, I've decided to take the plunge and advance my art career to more than just the odd illustration and paint job here and there. I'm officially your all-inclu...
Posted by King Lesbian on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

Calling all Muppet lovers.....

I'm thinning out my collection from my days at Henson and want to know if anyone's interested in giving it a good home. Rather than go through ebay (or before I do) I wanted to know if any of you peop...
Posted by King Lesbian on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:23:00 PST

Artemis and Diana

The huntress is waiting, kneeling in supplication, like a samurai outside the fortress gates. Her staff, her blade, her bow and quiver, not discarded, but at the ready. Cold, rain, snow, to spring....
Posted by King Lesbian on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST

Happy New Queer

After all is said and done, all the alcohol I consumed, all the dyke drama I was witness to after the ball dropped, the drunken girl lying in a heap next to a mailbox on 45th and 5th deserted b...
Posted by King Lesbian on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:29:00 PST

Languages Ive Never Learned

She collected women like trophies assorted shapes, sizes, colors, contours Each affirmed her ability to make even modest women want to climb inside her skin like soldiers seeking refuge from th...
Posted by King Lesbian on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:18:00 PST

...and so it goes....

sometimes i forget to breathe only feeling physical pain too tired to cry overwhelmed and full of self-doubt overwashed with regrets and heartache and love is a distant memory all that's left is...
Posted by King Lesbian on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:36:00 PST

Girlfrund Application

If you think you could get the job, fill this out and send it back to me. Basic information Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Other 1. Where w...
Posted by King Lesbian on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:06:00 PST