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Apocalypse Meow

Monster Biscuit will stomp on your house!

About Me


Who am I...
I've got a dark sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a complete smartass 24/7. I've been told I'm a pretty likeable person, a little crazy, but so are my friends and I like it that way.
I've been thru some shit in my day; but what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. I'm in a great place right now and I'm a very happy person for the most part. Yup, it's all about puppies and rainbows over here! *vomit*
I'm not really a fan of people who think they are oh so cool cuz of whatever scene they're in. No really, you people suck. If you think you're better than someone because you're super hardcore punk rock, oh so goth, the trendiest hipster, just another naked girl on the internet, whatever the fuck, then you just turned into the person you hated in high school. That's sad. Life isn't about labels & pigeonholes.
I like to be a hermit most of the time. I hide indoors. I like hanging out with my kitty Miss Cleo, spending time with close friends & my boi, goin to concerts, and traveling - I love goin to different spots on the map. I enjoy art shows, music, movies, tattoo conventions, anything creative & fun.
I'm an open book. I don't mind sharing my life experiences or personal opinions to people. Contrary to popular belief, I actually do have more to say than witty comments and sarcastic jokes.
I own more leopard print clothing than Peggy Bundy
I have no patience for stupid people, homophobes, snobs, hypocrites, or people who lack their own personality or identity.
FAKE PEOPLE DISGUST ME!
I'm brutally honest (even when the truth hurts) and what I hate more than anything are LIARS!
*meow*
Sightings... travels...
(I hate the MySpace calendar, and it hates me)
* JUN 19TH - DETHKLOCK, CLEVELAND, OH
* JUN 22ND - MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, COLUMBUS, OH
* JUL 24TH, 25TH, 26TH - COMIC CON, SAN DIEGO, CA
* JUL 26TH - CLUB SUICIDE, LOS ANGELES, CA
* AUG 4TH - RADIOHEAD, CLEVELAND, OH
* AUG 22ND - NINE INCH NAILS, CLEVELAND, OH
Promotional Jargon...
Prints, art, random crap for sale. Go look at my store... STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION
I enjoy modeling for photographers, artists, and anything else that seems creative and appealing. I'm a licensed esthetician, manicurist, and make up artist as well.
You can view my resume on Model Mayhem
If you're interested in working with me I can be contacted at: [email protected]
WARNING: If you message me just to be a jerk, creepy, or just your average weirdo, I won't hesitate to hunt you down and eat your brains! No I don't wanna cyber with you, or see your penis. K, thnx.
NOTICE: I get A LOT of messages & comments here. I'm too busy to reply to each & every single one of em. I do read & appreciate all of them, but I'm a busy gal. I'd suggest messaging me on SuicideGirls.com - I'm more active there than on this page. Thanx!
Shameless self advertising? Go ahead & steal my spiffy banners & teasers for your profile page too.

My Interests

I like dead things.... and kitties.
Horror movies, concerts, serial killers, Halloween, singing, dancing, exercising, music, writing, reading, doing make up, art, painting, good food, cooking, celebrity shame, shopping, zombies, tattoos, ghosts, pretty gay boys, modeling, fun colored hair, sarcasm, pin-up girls, vampires, burlesque, art museums, satan, thunderstorms, Karma, rain, traveling, the 80's, making music, Lip-Service, all that is evil...

Miss Cleo

I'd like to meet:

On here... anyone with something interesting to say.
I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANY SHITTY EMO BANDS - YOU ALL SUCK SO QUIT SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS!

Famous people: I'd shit my pants if I ever got to meet Trent Reznor or Maynard James Keenan. I know, they're just people like everyone else; but damn am I amazed and fan of what they both do.

People who like to eat babies, serial killers, your mother, other assassins, midgets, midgets who ride tiny donkeys, anyone willing to start a cult and make me their leader!

Now onto cool people, places, and events you need to check out, otherwise known as me whoring out the stuff/people I like....

Music:

I like lots of random music - but I am picky. I hate gangsta rap, but I do like me some old school hip hop. Want me to go on a murderous rampage? Lock me in a room & make me listen to country or emo 24hrs straight. I hate talentless fluffy music - pretty much 90% of everything you hear & see on MTV, but I have some guilty pleasures.

Favorites are:
NINE INCH NAILS, TOOL, MARILYN MANSON, SHE WANTS REVENGE, Ministry, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, The Doors, Depeche Mode, Deftones, Mudvayne, Misfits, Led Zepplin, Pearl Jam, Revolting Cocks, RADIOHEAD, David Bowie, Bloc Party, Interpol, A Perfect Circle, Bahaus, Jack Off Jill, The Faint, Fiona Apple, Hatebreed, Portishead, Morcheeba, 311, SKINNY PUPPY, KMFDM, Chalk, Lamb of God, SLIPKNOT, Guns N Roses, The Stones, TWIZTID, Static X, Social Distortion, Motley Crue, Rob Zombie, The White Stripes, Metric, Combichrist, Atmosphere, Janis Joplin, Slayer, The Horrors, LCD Soundsystem, Jimi Hendrix, MUSE, As I Lay Dying, Unearth, Matisyahu, Killswitch Engage, Shiny Toy Guns, Iron Maiden, Brazilian Girls, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Mars Volta, Peter Murphy, Handsome Boy Modeling School.... too many to name

Movies:

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! Kill Bill and ALL Quentin Tarantino films, AMERICAN PSYCHO, Sin City, Party Monster, BATMAN, Lord of the Rings, STAR WARS, Fight Club, Seven, Halloween, Fear and Loathing, Shawshank Redemption, Orgazmo, Alice in Wonderland, Snatch, Blow, the list goes on and on....

Television:

South Park, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Best Week Ever, First 48, The Colbert Report, City Confidential, Surreal Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Forensic Files, Autopsy, Big Love, Dead Like Me, The Shield, Last One Standing, Man vs. Wild, I watch a lot of the History Channel, A&E and vh1 Classic...

Books:

Zombie Survival Guide, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, REAL Ultimate Power: The official Ninja book, Life's Little DEstruction Book, Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

Heroes:

Leatherface, Patrick Bateman, Chuck Norris, Randy Marsh, Batman, Carl, Master Shake, Cartman

My Blog

Twitter - I’m on there, are you?

You can find me on Twitter at:  http://twitter.com/Apocalypse_MeowFollow me....*meow*
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Photos? Uploaded? You dont say!

I finally got around to uploading some photos I've been meaning to post for some time.  Yay me.  There are some candids from a recent party with friends, pictures from the Hell City Tattoo Convention,...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:35:00 PST

Havana THIS THURSDAY!

SG NIGHT AT HAVANA IS THIS THURSDAY!!!!! After a 3 month hiatus! *gasp* Where did the time go?Who's all coming out? Yours truly Alissa Brunelli Sunshine Bully Brooklyn Luscious Smythe CopperNik Hava...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:03:00 PST

Californie’ Bound!

I've never been to California; but I'm going in July.  I just got everything confirmed.  I'll be flying into San Diego first for the the San Diego Comic Con then I'll be going up to LA for C...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:42:00 PST

Back From The Dead

Wow.  So it's been forever since I've been on here.  Why?  Well....Right before I left for Vegas (in April) my computer broke.  Broke as in couldn't even turn it on.  When I g...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:53:00 PST

Where I’m at - Where you should be

Right now I'm in the city of Philadelphia staying with the lovely Karma. We and many other SG's will be hanging out at the Philly Tattoo Convention this Friday, Saturday, & Sunday. Come stop by and ...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:09:00 PST

Today - Gem City Heart Attack & Punk Nite Prom

So whenever I decide to go to sleep, I’m gonna get up and go to this......then I will be getting sauced with my friends at this...If you are in the neighborhood I suggest you check it out!*meow*...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:22:00 PST

Picture free for all!

I just uploaded a shit ton of pictures.  Pictures I had for quite awhile, but have been too busy (or lazy) to post.  There are pictures from:Motor City Tattoo Convention in DetroitSG Havana ...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:42:00 PST

What are you doing Thursday?

...because I'll be at SG Havana Night here in Columbus, OH.It's our 1 year anniversary of this event. Come out & party. Dance the night away.Last Havana.... (more pics from previous Havana Nights in...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST

Something tells me you should check out SG today

...just a hunch  Take a peek on SuicideGirls.*meow*...
Posted by Apocalypse Meow on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST