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Luscious

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a 23 year old from Honeymoon city. I WILL TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH REGARDLESS OF IT'S EFFECT. I believe morality, and being true to your word are the best qualities a person can have. I can't stand anyone that lies, cheats, steals from friends, manipulates everyone around them for their benefit, or thrives on making people uncomfortable and unhappy. For it is swine like this who are worthless in life, never to be truly needed, or loved.I surround myself in tried and true friends, and pride myself on being absolutely faithful and truthful to those I love. Aside from SG, I'm an international pin-up model (most recent publishing in Sweden this spring, and upcoming U.S.A releases this year), A lingerie model for Cameo Intimates & Perfect Pineapples, I have had work displayed at fine art shows in the U.S.A for Chas Ray Krider, I do a little runway/clothing modeling, I model for illustrative comic book artists (recently Marc Wolfe debuting this summer @ Comicon!), I've been on TLC & Much Music, I help out the amazing Alissa Brunelli, & Durb Morrison @ Hell City conventions...life is great! Always busy with side projects! When I'm not working @ the shop full time, I commute to help my family. I barely have a second to spare!! In the winter I snowboard, in the summer I hike. I'm currently renovating our 4 bedroom home by hand, learning to make clothing, do more metal work, host a sustainable garden, paint, write...whatever sparks my interest!All that shite aside, I'm probably the most un-lady-like person you'll ever meet...I swear like a trucker, spit, fart, quiff, always say the most embarrassing/inappropriate things in public, I pick my nose and wipe it on cats. YES, IT'S ALL MY HAIR, AND NO, THOSE AREN'T MY REAL BOOBS AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK OF IT.

My Interests

Snowboarding, metal-working, painting, making clothes, rats, paint ball!, ATV n', hiking, shooting 12 gauges in the back roads till farmers chase me away. shooting 22's into puddles cause it looks cool, watching movies, DRINKIN' FIGHTIN' FUCKIN' GETTIN' TATTOOED, road rage, reading medical thrillers, head banging to massage my poor stuffy dreaded head....purple sticky punch, going to the strippers CAUSE HERE IN CANADA THEY ARE TOTALLY NAKED! comics, free running, TRUTH, being environmentally conscious...

I'd like to meet:

Anti-religious fucks like me, metal-heads...stoners. People involved with the truth movement. Environmentally conscious people.AND PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT: Liars, Cheats, Pill-poppers, hypocritical assholes. Men who think they are the shit, when they are clearly worthless....crack/coke heads, Christian, catholic, fans of the American government, CATTY BITCHES, I'm a docile & lazy stoner, and I absolutely hate drama...but cross me or my friends and I'll out you for the piece of shit you are.

Music:

Pantera, Lamb of God, Decapitated Cattle, Amon Amarth, Opeth, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Job for a Cowboy, Zimmer's Hole, Dying Fetus, Darkest hour, Necrophagist, NBD!!!!, Into Eternity, Witch, Witchcraft, Skeleton Witch, Simcoe street Mob, Bongzilla, 3 inches of blood, Red Chord, Nora, Aborted, BTBAM, Strung out, Sublime, Tom Waits, Children of Bodom, Clutch, Super heavy goat ass, NOFX, Propagandi, Horse the band, MF DOOM, SKINLESS, Bloodhound gang, Beck, The Matadors, Guttermouth, Bad Religion, UNEARTH...etc..

Movies:

.. -- sharkwater banner-- .. -- end banner-- Evil Dead I & II, Army, Dawn of the dead, Day of the dead, Shaun of the dead, Dead alive, Dead and breakfast, The Thing, Kill bills, I married a strange person, Friday the 13ths, Nightmare on elm st.'s, Aliens, A dirty shame, Candymans, Once upon a time in china, Tremors, Ghoulies, Batteries not included, Anything with Jim Carrey, Critters!!, Burial of the rats, The Hitcher (old), Re-animator, I spit on your grave!!, Battle royale, The Audition, Top Secret, Puppet Master's, 300, GRINDHOUSE!!, Kung foo Hustle, Sin City, Best in show, True Romance, Mars Attacks, Darkman, Alien apocalypse, Man with the screaming brain, Slither, Sleepaway camp, Bubba Hotep, High Tension, Goonies, 5 Deadly Venoms, Hero, Princess Mononoke, The Neverending story, The Awful Truth, Bowling for columbine, Ferenheight 911, Split Second, Gremlins, Dogma, Clerks, ONG-BAK!!! Scary movies, Children of the corn, Nuke em' high, Family dog, Poeple under the stairs, Planet Earth. Too many movies brain hurts....

Television:

Brisco county Junior, METALOCALYPSE, Wonder Showzen, Sea Lab, Aqua Teen, Clone High, Denver the last dinosaur, My pet monster.

Books:

Ishmael, An Inconvenient truth, milk the deadly poison, if chins could kill, how to make love the Bruce campbell way, Acceptable risk, Toxin, The harvest, Tommyknockers, Rats, anything about anti-matter, black matter, positive electrons re-tracing their path through time...

Heroes:

NOAM CHOMSKY, DAVID SUZUKI, AARON RUSSO no other mortals are worthy..

My Blog

Hell City & Everything else this summer!!!

Well now,  if you don't already know...HELL CITY!!!!@ the Hyatt in Columbus May 16-18th!!I'll be there with bells on, working for the amzing Alissa Brunelli & Durb Morrison.Can't. fucking. wa...
Posted by Luscious on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:27:00 PST

Motor City Tattoo Convention in Detroit

Motor City Tattoo Convention: Febuary 29th, March 1st & 2nd@ The Detroit Mariott Renaissance.-I will be working the SG booth there on Friday and Sunday, with a group of lovely ladies, it is also t...
Posted by Luscious on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Evil Dead the Musical!

Sweet mother of christ...as of Aug 11th 2007 I can die happy, for I am destined to meet the best entertainer of all time. Bruce Cambell himself will be attending Evil Dead the muscial at the Diesel Pl...
Posted by Luscious on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

I can't wait for my mother-fuckin' sweet-ass road trip!

So I'm going to Ann Arbour, Mi. on June 22nd to get tattooed by Jeff Zuck, and it's incredibly fuckin' exciting. Whenever I get pissy, I just start thinkin' of all the bad-ass rat and cobra action tha...
Posted by Luscious on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:51:00 PST