Amber!

I am morally ambiguous with hopes of becoming a Super Villainess
I am short, and I have a Napoleon complex. I'm self important to a point of narcissism. I talk too much. I am unhealthily obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I belong in the fifties. I somehow got stuck here. I'm addicted to celebrity gossip and ONTD is my deity of choice. I am a fangirl. I suck at commenting, so... get over that shit right now.
I add everyone.. Then I just delete you when you do or say anything I find obnoxious.
Livejournal * Twitjams 09 * Reflection * Fangirl * Photobucket * Gif Addict
80% Geek
*You don't have to like what I do, but I will do what I like*
*I'm better at photoshop than you. Go see at My Artfolio, Reflection *
*I'm petty like Tom*
*I am the only girl you know who reads more comics than you and gets a discount at the comic store*
*Me and Nizos are co-presidents of the S.A.L club, and rule over Greenland*
*Fathed is my BFFF. It means "best fucking friends forever." Accepting no applications*
*Kelly and I are the Nation of Hation. Our mascot is Jizz's nephew*
*I don't say I'm a Batman fan because I saw the movies and went and got a Heath Ledger Joker t-shirt. I'm an actual fan. Who actually reads comics*
*The religion I have favored and agreed with for the majority of my life is LaVeyan Satanism. No I don't worship the devil. If you have a problem with that, crack a book sometime*
*My brain is set to shuffle*
*I am a diabolical hater ( so says my love Kaptin Krunch). Because I'm good at it*
*I usually look smug. that's cause I am*
*I HATE hanging up clothes more than any chore ever*
*I have addictions. They include, Photoshop, The Sims 2, Iced Tea, TV, & Triscuits*
*I don't need or want 30,000 Myspace friends. I have actual friends*
*I don't have a cell phone. And I don't want one*
*Meat is Murder. Tasty, tasty murder*
*I've written half of a memoir. Whether someone would want to read it isn't my concern*
*I eat more pickles than a pregnant woman*
*I am obsessed with the number 251*
*I screen my instant messages*
*I think Grover from Sesame Street is hot*
*Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop*
*I don't do drugs, and I don't like drugs. Funerals. My Anti-drug*
*Weed is not a drug. It's a good choice*
*I hate talking on the phone. If you call me, I probably won't pick up*
*I know every word to Aladdin, The Craft, and How High*
*We are looking for Tony Danza. We heard he was in the Dark Forest at the Gathering*
*JIZZ IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT*
*Pink is the color of my life-force*
*I have more platform shoes than a drag queen*
*Rumor has it that I'm awesome*
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My Elsewheres to Be:
May 30th - 31st - Hell City Tattoo Convention @ Columbus
July 25th - Marilyn Manson/Slayer @ Indianapolis
Up in the Air:
June 29th - No Doubt/Paramore @ Cleveland