"About Dealing With Sexual Pressure." |
I found this in "Jesus, Etc." (my local Christian book store) and was EXTREMELY dissapointed by the lack of hardcore pornography as well as the advice contained within. I took out my pen and decided t...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST |
The erotic fruit basket |
Yet another bit of information which Wikipedia does not want in their "Apple" article:"Sometimes I like to carve a hole in an apple then draw two eyes above the hole with a magic marker so it looks li...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST |
The Final Solution |
All the best people I know are misanthropists.Someone should invent a giant road, then invent a giant bus to drive on it, then invent a depresso-ray and beam it at the Earth so everyone jumps in fron...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST |
C'mon, baby, be my bad boyfriend. |
Here is a wonderful Myspace "Survey"* about one of my favorite topics: Love.* The word "Survey" implies statistics. This is a "Questionarre." Get it right, dipshits.-----------------------------------...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:58:00 PST |
RECYCLE YOUR PISS! RECYCLE YOUR SHIT! |
Cheryl Crow ain't got nothing on me! Vote Green Party! Then vote for Al Gore! Do both on the same Presidential voting ballot to save paper! Down with Bush, up with bushes! Forget hugging a tree- FUCK ...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST |
Rooty Hitler interview contest! |
Whoever can wow me over for whatever reason within the next week wins a free interview and boink-session with me. Some ideas:*Create erotic artworks of myself and famous historical figures!*Write a tw...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST |
It's science! |
I was criticizing a stupid movie about a drug-dealing wannabe rapper low-life scumbag when someone had the audacity to call me a racist because I disliked that trash. Don't worry, though; I believe I ...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Getting fucked by the homeless for fucking the homeless. (UPDATED.) |
So I was walking down the street the other day and this incredibly smelly homeless man comes up and asks if I have any weed. I say "No" and proceed to rape him. Long story short- it looks like I'm go...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST |
My latest conquest... |
Here is the dialogue of a private conversation I had with Tx Trish. I am "Yejnomym."SusanKLamkin: hey sex kittenyejnomym: I have my industrial sized can of cooking grease and I'm ready to get CRAZY.Su...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST |
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air FAQ |
It's no secret I love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. In my opinion, no television series has ever come close to being quite that erotic. So it goes without saying that when people have Fresh Prince ques...
Posted by Rooty Hitler on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST |
