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Those who never give up, never die.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator A misanthropist who's primary means of survival is humor.(Please note: I do not add total strangers to my friends list without reason. If you wish to be added and do not know me, please send a PM asking to be added and why. This is simply meant to filter out the "Myspace whores," self-promoters, and hippies. Even in the Bowels of the Internet I have to keep my standards. Correspondence is welcome, so don't be put off by my grumpy-old-man-ness.)

My Interests

Reading, music, silent films, psychology, alcoholism, firearms, yucky pictures, pranks, misanthropy, misanthropology, reclusiveness, forgotten times, places, objects, and aesthetics.

I'd like to meet:

Living: Boyd Rice, Charles Manson, Shirley Manson, Bruce Campbell, Bill Murray, Christopher Lee, R. Lee Ermey, Penn and Teller, Lorin Partridge, Shaun Partridge, Jim Rose, Jim Goad, Adam West, Adam Parfrey, Stephen Hawking, Paul Reubens, Larry Flint, "Maddox..."Dead: Hitler, Anton LaVey, Ambrose Bierce, Saddam Hussein, Cecil Nixon, Harry Houdini, Cardini, George Melies, Bruce Lee, P.T. Barnum, Robert Ripley, G.G. Allin, Ed Wood, Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, H. P. Lovecraft...Undead: Dracula, Blackula, Count Chocula...Claims to be real but is probably fictional: Cecil Adams, Robert Hamburger...

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, GG Allin, Blue Oyster Cult, Brak, Johnny Cash, Danzig, Le'Rue DeLaShay, Danny Elfman, The Frogs, Garbage, Genitorturers, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Jimi Hendrix, Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band, Jerky Boys, Kids of Widney High, L7, Anton LaVey, Liam Lynch, Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, Bruce McCulloch, Metallica, Misfits, Georges Montalba, Motorhead, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NON, Roy Orbison, Other Star People, Adam Parfrey, Pink Floyd, PUSA, Boyd Rice, Samhain, Smashing Pumpkins, Mark Snow, Sonic Youth, Space Ghost, Tenacious D, United Satanic Apache Front

Movies:

A few goodies: Animatrix, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Autopsy, Batman Begins, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Batman the Movie (with Adam West), Blade Runner, Bloodsucking Freaks, Brick, Call of Cthulhu, Cannibal Holocaust, Chinese Torture Chamber Story, Dawn of the Dead (original), Death Scenes, Death Wish, Dirty Harry, Downfall, Dr. Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead I + II, Faces of Death 1-4, Falling Down, Fists of Fury, Freaks, The Goddess Bunny, Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, Glenn or Glenda?, Gummo, Haxan, House on Haunted Hill, Jim Rose Circus Show, Johnny Eager, KITH: Brain Candy, Last Man on Earth, Georges Melies, Metropolis, Mondo Magic, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Alley, Night of the Living Dead, Nosferatu, The People Versus Larry Flint, Phantom of the Opera (Lon Chaney), Pink Floyd: The Wall, Pirates of the Carribean, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Punisher (original), Satanis: The Devil's Mass, Scarface (B&W original), Sideshow: Alive on the Inside, Society of Genitorture, Speak of the Devil, The Stand (Chapters 1+2), Taxi Driver, Teenagers From Outer Space, War of the Worlds (original), White Zombie

Television:

I've watched almost no televison in the last five years. Shows I used to watch and occasionally still see are All in the Family, American Dad, Andy Griffith, Animal Cops, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Batman (60's and early 90's), Beavis and Butthead, Beyond Belief, Beyond Bizzare, Biography, Bullsh!t, Cheaters, COPS, Daria, Dexter's Lab, Eek the Cat, Family Guy, Forensic Files, Frasier, Happy Days, In Search of, The Jeffersons, Mad Jack the Pirate, Married with Children, Maximum Exposure, Merry Melodies, Most Extreme Competition, Mythbusters, Naked Science, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Outer Limits, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, Saturday Night Sex Show, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Sifl & Ollie, The Simpsons, SNL, South Park, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Spider-Man (70's and mid 90's), Spongebob Squarepants, Star Trek (except DS9 and Enterprise), Stella, Taboo, Tales From the Crypt, Tales of the Gun, The Tick, Three Stooges, Twighlight Zone, UFO Files, World's Wildest Police Videos, X Files, and X-Men.

Books:

Litterae Peccatorum: 1984, The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000, Amphigorey, Annotated H.P. Lovecraft, Apocalypse Culture 1 + 2, The Art of Expressing the Human Body, Auto Album (Burness), Blanche Barton, Batman: Year One, B.C., Beetle Bailey, Best of Gravestone Humor, Big Book of Conspiracy / Death / Freaks / Hoaxes/ Scandal/ Urban Legends, Brain Droppings, Big Sleep, Broom Hilda, The Book of Satanic Quotations, The Boy Ain't Right, Bruce Lee's Fighting Method, Car Crashes and Other Sad Stories, Cautionary Tales for Children, Chinese Gung Fu (Lee), Coyote Satan Amerika, Crock, Cult Rapture, Death Dealer's Manual, Death Scenes, The Devil's Dictionary, Dilbert, Dirty Jokes and Beer, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, Doom 1-4 (ab Hugh and Linaweaver), Do Unto Others (Heimburg), Duh! The Stupid History of the Human Race, Elvis Lives! (Agee), Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, M.C. Escher, Everything's Eventual, Far Side Gallery 1 - 5 + Prehistory + Last Chapter and Worse, Freak Like Me, Gross Jokes, Hagar's Viking Manual, History of Formerly Salty Areas, How to Speak Dog, If Chins Could Kill, Isis and Beyond, Anton LaVey, Long Hard Road out of Hell, Lords of Chaos, The Lost World, Lucifer Rising, Mad: Cover to Cover, The Mars Mystery, Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Might is Right, Muerte!, Muzzlers Guzzlers and Good Yeggs, Napalm and Silly Putty, Never Fade Away, News of the Weird, Optical Illusions, Original Sin (Coleman), Pick Your Poison, Pills a Go-Go, Pop-Up Book of Phobias, The Prophet, Psychic Mafia, Psychology and You, Re/Search 11: Pranks and 12: Modern Primitives, Real Ultimate Power, Rosemary's Baby and Son of Rosemary, Satan Wants You, Satanism: the Seduction of America's Youth, Sexuality Magic and Perversion, Skeleton Crew, Snake Oil, Snitch Culture, Spy Vs. Spy, Straight Dope, Striking Thoughts, Struggles and Triumphs -or- Forty Years of Recollections, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Truly Tasteless Cartoons, Unspeakable Acts, Wanted! Dumb or Alive, WD-40 for the Soul, The Way to Wealth, Weapons of Mass Deception, What Would Betty Do?, When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, Whiskey Plus, The Witch in History, Wizard of Id, You Idiot!, Zombie Survival Guide

My Blog

A plead to the ladies.

Ladies, please-Do yourself and everyone else a favor and DO NOT get a tattoo! I get tired of naturally beautiful women completely covering themselves up with goofy rainbow colored dragons, looney tune...
Posted by C'A1 London on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

Do you know anyone who is Histrionic?

Ever since I've become familiar with this term I've noticed there are a LARGE number of people who have Histionic Personality Disorder. Symptoms include:Constant seeking of reassurance or approval.Exc...
Posted by C'A1 London on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

The Damnation Gallery

Fragment IFragment IIFragment IIIFragment IVFragment VFragment VIAll pictures were taken as-is with no altering, photoshop, or doctoring. Two slight modifications have been made: 1.) I only scanned th...
Posted by C'A1 London on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

The bulletins, people. It's about the bulletins.

Okay, people. The bulletins are getting way out of hand. I can't believe how many of my otherwise intelligent and rational friends forward each and every single one of these. It's really weird, s...
Posted by C'A1 London on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST

An Eventful Trip to San Francisco

After anxiously awaiting the entire morning for my friend to give me the call, I finally got it: "Dude, get over here." The time had arrived; my friends and I were going to San Francisco! I grabbed m...
Posted by C'A1 London on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

Urine trouble

Texas Tourists Showered With Urine Substance Used In San Antonio River Walk Attack Identified POSTED: 2:18 p.m. EDT August 7, 2002 SAN ANTONIO -- Test results indicate that a foul-smelling liquid tha...
Posted by C'A1 London on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 08:06:00 PST

Do Nothing Day

If you haven't already heard, the busiest shopping day of the year is being protested. The day after Thanksgiving is now being pushed as "Buy Nothing Day." The goal is to send a message to Corporate ...
Posted by C'A1 London on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:59:00 PST

Analysis of the Graffitti Artist

I have such disdain for those who create graffitti. It seems everywhere I go, I see someone had an idea so brilliant he had to share it with the world in the form of an oil-based enamel scribble. Much...
Posted by C'A1 London on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:23:00 PST

Real life Danzig story

Some chick on Danzig's Website forum wanted to know if there wereDanzig Skull Thongs for men. I said yes, and that Danzig wears themall the time. My humor was lost on most  people so I followed u...
Posted by C'A1 London on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:07:00 PST

EmascuNation

A comment my friend made comes to mind: "In the future there will be only one sex." I agreed then, and even more so as time marches on.I first noticed it when I was about twelve years old. Sitting at...
Posted by C'A1 London on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:28:00 PST