Member Since: 1/26/2005
Band Website: flyingsaucerrock.home.comcast.net/
Band Members: Little-John Morse on Bass.Bob "Cock-Boy" Ford on Guit-thingy, beer, and wine.When the revolution starts, the artist formerly known as Cockboy (no, he didn't lose it; he just stopped referring to his dick in the third person) is one motherfucker you'll want in your foxhole. Not for his extensive weapons collection, not for his ribald sense of humor or his unique ability to survive on recycled nuts and corn, although they're reason enough.No. You'd want this fucker on your team 'cuz he could tell you The Squires did "Going All the Way" or the real reason Roky Erickson's cheese slipped off his cracker. And if he should happen to have a guitar with him, then he'd probably play you a song or two (about how many he knows) and write several thousand others. By the time you beg him to stop, you'd be doubled over with diarrhea, uh, I mean laughter.Bob is the spiritual leader of Jupiter 2. (That and a dime will get you a phone call; except in Maine where it's 20 cents.) He's held this post previously in the Night of the Surfing Spies and Gandhi's Lunchbox. That might not look real great on a resume, but hell, it's kept him out of jail or from having intercourse with dead girls. Umm... Well, at least he's not in jail.Randy Sobad on Bass.Harlan "H-Bomb" Miller on guitar and putting up with our crap.
"H-Bomb" Miller is the guy they invented the term "guitar slinger" for. This Cali native took the Ventura highway down (way down) to the fertile Oxnard punk scene. (Nardcore anyone?) After palling around with some Angry Samoans and absorbing as much Hendrix and Eno as any teenage dope smoker could, H came east. A true bi coastal citizen.The rest, as they say (whoever the fuck" they" are), is H-story. After joining with Colletta in the seminal NH art-punk band Nervous Disorder, H went on to sling his mighty six-string wherever the muse and the money led him. (The mighty Ultramaroons and the terminally forgettable Gandhi's Lunchbox to name but two; we ain't got all day.) You wanna hear a guitar solo, listen to the Queers "Monster Zero" on "Day Late..." Joe Queer can go fuck himself.His latest labor of love ("Where's the check?") is the latest incantation of the "Deuce". This dude kicks it some kind of old school. And hey how the hell else can this bastard keep that styling Cadillac on the road?
Little-Dougie Pork-Sword on Bass.Chest-clutchin' Tom Colletta on the Microphone, theramin, Harmonica, aspirin, nitro pills, defribulator, insulin, beer, gin, and vodka.
An asshole from the git go. Dirty, diabetic and delinquent, shove a candy bar up his ass and he'll talk for days or sing for years.
The little guy with the loud voice. The "Hunan" PA system. The fortune cookie read: "Coretta say: You don't know ryric, make it up." Tom has insulted more people than Rush Limbaugh, most of them the fat fuck's fans. Smega dittos.
The Mick Jagger of rural New Hampshire and what passes for Urban Hampshire, Colletta is the only person to scare "the shit out of" GG Allin. May he rest in piss. Colletta is Incontinence 'R Us. The Ex-Lax Cowboy, Colletta never met a cake or face he didn't like to sit on.
The lead singer for The Clique, Nervous Disorder, Gandhi's Lunchbox and The Dildozer Punk Band Show Jr. and every keg party that's ever occurred in the Northeast over the past two decades, this is obviously one alcoholic frontman with too much time on his hands.
Given to discussing life, love and why the New England Patriots will suck for perpetuity, Colletta is a rare breed, finishing your last beer at 4 AM and eating your last bowl of Krispies at 8.B. Coleman on Bass.Obviously poor Brian was either extremely bored or extremely stupid or both when he agreed to join The Deuce. A veteran of many real bands, perhaps Brian has a death wish."How the hell did you convince Brian to join you guys?"Once a highly respected artist and musician, this career move has thrown all that right in the shitter. While Brian has not quite attained the level of severe alcoholism required to be a long-term member of The Deuce, he is working long and hard to speed up the destruction of his liver.Though his simplistic approach to bass playing may be construed as lack of talent, don't be fooled. His mediocrity knows no bounds. Look closely the next time you observe Brian. Notice those pieces of paper he is constantly flipping through between songs. To the untrained eye they may seem like song charts, they are in reality pictures of little girls and donkeys taken off the internet. Ah, sweet inspiration.Rodger "Bald Bastard" Shosa on the drums and the booze.The question is: "Rodger, exactly when did you lose your mind?"After the Jupiter 2 had been safely retired from active duty for a year, it was this skin slapping sick-o who decided the "Deuce" should fly again. It didn't take much for him to convince his partners in crime, Bob and Tom, to re-up for another tour of doody.Shortly thereafter, Rodg had the hood of his car, A Ford Probe now officially known as "The Deuce", emblazoned with the cover art of the group's debut demo tape. Many beers and many paint markers later, legendary underground artist and so-so bass player B-Face of the Queers had completed the task, making Rodger the envy of every low rider in Newmarket."So what about his drumming?" you, the twisted web browser, might ask. Who cares. This guy's got more nicknames than testicles. If you're that anal, for the record he's played with The Five Balls of Power, The Bruisers, Bobhouse, The Queers, The Murderers and Spirit Varnish. If that ain't a drum slut, than Traci Lords don't know her way around a stiff dick.As this schoolgirl's nightmare says, "Jupiter 2 is the band you've been waiting all your life for." "Ah, yeah."Rodger's favorite hobby is getting really drunk, going home and blowing Chunks.It's all your fault, Rodger.Ethan Popp on Bass.Sean Farrell on Bass.Scotty on Bass.Travis on Bass.
Influences: Alcohol
Sounds Like: "A bunch of old guys trying to hold on to it."
Record Label: Yeah, Right! Even Spiderbite wouldn't sign us!
Type of Label: None