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Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of the stage magi

About Me

I got pleurosis...
I like to say I'm a fiction writer...so I better get off my ass and write some stories or maybe a novel...
Dig this Franz Kafka quote: "I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us." ...
That's what I'm going for in my writing. That axe is fucking heavy...I'm hoping I get nice defined muscular arms out of this writing shit cuz I'd hate to have to turn to Richard Simmons.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, music, tv, movies...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Magnetic Fields,Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed, The Moldy Peaches, Death Cab for Cutie, gg allin, Johnny Cash, Fiona Apple, Lucinda Williams, PJ Harvey, Elvis Costello, The Clash, East River Pipe, Antony and the Johnsons, The Dresden Dolls, Bob Dylan, ABBA, Ani DiFranco, Beck, Lambchop, Luna, Mazzy Star, The Smiths, Morrissey, Yo La Tengo, The White Stripes, The Who...WTF, I'm not gonna write down my entire mp3 player listNine Inch Nails - Hurt
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Movies:

Jackie Brown, Audition, Pippi Longstocking, Pippi in the South Seas, Pippi Goes on Board, Pippi on the Run...hey, what can I say? I like Pippi...The Godfather 1 & 2, Taxi Driver, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Untamed Heart (guilty pleasure, haha), Santa Sangre, Dr. Strangelove, The Philadelphia Story and many more that I don't have the fucking time to write...

Television:

The Sopranos, The L Word, Deadwood, Scrubs, Curb your Enthusiasm, All My Children (ok, another guilty pleasure that's not always that pleasurable, lol), Survivor, House, Gilmore Girls, LOST, 24, Prison Break and lots of defunct shows like Six Feet Under, Seinfeld,OZ,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, All in the Family, American Gothic, Invasion (Shaun, you're having some bad luck here!), Peyton Place (somebody put this on dvd so I can see the end of the series!!!!!!)

Books:

Favorite authors: Shirley Jackson, Walker Percy,Kelly Link, Tennessee Williams, Augusten Burroughs,William Burroughs, David Sedaris, Ruth Rendell, Jack Ketchum, Vladimir Nabokov, Gunter Grasse, Hubert Selby, Jr, Charles Bukowski, Henry Miller...etc,

Heroes:

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING JERRI BLANK
ABBIE HOFFMANHouse of 1000 Nine Inch Nails
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My Blog

Because YOU asked for it........

Okay, YOU asked for it (when I say YOU I mean a zombie dude...zombies have no brains, remember....that's WHY they need to eat YOURS) Another magnificent poem by moi (me NOT Miss Piggy) Okay, I AM Mis...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

Knees in Locked Position

  I know how to fold my hands And sit still and quiet With my legs together Knees touching So Nobody can see What they're not supposed to see   I can do that   I know what I'm not su...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

Meat For Sale

Meat for Sale   Hey, Chickie hanging from a hook In the open market Plucked naked Lookit your pores and tiny hairs pale skin I'm gonna buy you and feed you to my pet rat....
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:29:00 PST

Suzy's Story 2: The Resurrection

Suzy was a dead girl From the grave she rose Suzy was a dead girl Maggots ate all but three of her toes Suzy was a dead girl Washing dead flesh off with a hose Suzy was a dead girl Hanging out with cr...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:04:00 PST

Suzy's Story (A Cautionary Tale)

Suzy was a bad girl She told a ton of lies Suzy was a bad girl she fucked a lot of guys Suzy was a bad girl She made the children cry Suzy was a bad girl She strangled cats with ties Suzy was a ...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

Cancer Stick

Cancer Stick   I'm a cigarette in the dark Glowing red My toxic fumes Swirling white smoke  ...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

NICE IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD...

What's the matter with Nice you ask? I've never been to Italy. Therefore I don't know about the town that shares those four letters with that most overused, non-descript and deeply layered adjective t...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

Writing Creds...

BIBILOGRAPHY SHORT STORIES THE HIRSUTE YOU First published in Gothic.net in June 2001. WASPS First published on Horrorfind.com in May 2002. This story received an Honorable Mention in the Sixteenth an...
Posted by Laura Cooney Little Red Writing Hood on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST