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Andrew

Andrew

About Me

Don't let the photo fool you. I look almost exactly like David Hasslehoff or a young Roger Moore. Well, I look like them in so far as all three of us are honkies. Honkey, if you'll refrence your history books, is ancient english for cracker. I am a film maker, just like everyone else in LA. I may get a theatrical release on my latest film, which would be an inarguable stepping stone toward my looking more convincingly like Roger Moore or David Hasslehoff. girls layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who can explain to me what this site is all about, as I'm totally confused as to what I'm doing here.

Music:

I'm a very bland, flavorless, top-forty sort ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- an elevator foot-tapper.I love Syndrome of a Down.

Movies:

I love movies. I make movies. All genres.

Television:

I haven't seen any tv in four years.

Books:

I love Vonnegut, Chrieton, Thompson, Hemmingway, Waterson, and any genuine pulp about a tough talking,wise-cracking gum-shoe treating punks to a little chin-music, and then relaxing with three slugs in him: two of scotch, one of led.

Heroes:

I ocationally don my tights and hang out by the nuclear power plant in the hopes that an accident will irradiate me and give me my super powers. People think me odd for doing this. They'll reconsider when I am able to bend titanium with my mind.