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About Me

Aye, excuse me my fine lords an' comely whences, me name be Simon "Th' Judoman" Clark. In this about me section, I intend t' confuse, amaze an' stupefy. I be 17 'oyages o' age, an' be currently th' proud owner o' a samurai sword an' a wee isle, arrr off th' coast o' South America. I attend th' school known as De'onport High an' be takin' me A Le'els, tho soon i will hopefully be mo'in' t' th' land o' th' con'icts, more freqently know as Australia, Oz or Down Under. Now, myself an' me hearty be ha'in' th' inharnt ambition t' take o'er wee isles, arrr which noone has arheard off an' then while nay-one be watchin' t' take o'er th' world!!. If ye many fine swabbies be ha'in' any further questions please feel free t' contact me by pidgeon or some other wee bird like creature.
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My Interests

Judo, Taking over the World, Reading, Intellectual Debate (lol), drinking whisky, maintaining my small island off the coast of South America, being a benign tyrant. Oh and being the best god dam friend I can be - cheesy I know.

I'd like to meet:

I would take great pleasure in meeting the following people:
1.) King Charles II

The Man was a scoundrel and died from syphilis, what more can you ask for in a King.

2.) Sir Winston Churchill

Legend, the man brought our country through our darkest days.

3.) The Fictional Character of The Goblin King in The Labyrinth.

David Bowie, Legend, Dance Magic - Voodoo

4.) Josef Stalin

Purely for Moustache related reasons!!

5.) Bruce Springsteen

Love his music, and he is constantly making very valid points politically.

6.) Jim Bowie & Davy Crockett

Both great frontiermen who are remarkably interesting.

Music:

Take a look at what i have been listening to recently:

Movies:

I have great regard for the following movies!!

Television:

I have a clandestine affection for the following television shows: The West Wing, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Chasers War on Everything (Aussie Show), Robin Hood, Torchwood,

Books:

The Following Books have a special place in my house: Dracula, The Flashman Series, anything by Garth Nix, Angela Carter's collection of Fairy Tales, Edgar Allan Poe, The Bond Novels etc

Heroes:

My number -1- hero is King Charles II, the man was a legend he died of syphilis and was King of England, what a man, what a king, if only we had royalty like that again! Up to date heroes err not sure, possibly Churchill or someone like that !!

My Blog

To Tirzah

Whate'er is born of mortal birthMust be consumed with the earth,To rise from generation free:Then what have I to do with thee?The sexes sprung from shame and pride,Blowed in the morn, in evening died;...
Posted by The Flying Scotsman on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST