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The Brewmaster

Yeah, I been to prison.

About Me

This should explain it all...
HERE IT IS - So Don't Ask Again
Name: Nick
Birthday: 10/30/82
Birthplace: Grand Prairie, Texas
Current Location: Arlington, Texas
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Not having a good time
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Bacon, Jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Drink Everyday
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wouldn't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I should smoke a bowl"
Your Best Physical Feature: Beard
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out drunk
Your Most Missed Memory: Memories... what are those?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck Yes
Do you Sing: Only during a fit of joy
Do you Shower Daily: By daily do you mean bi-monthly?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No fuckin way
Do you want to get Married: Maybe, when I'm 50.
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck yeah... I'm the shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No way
Are you a Health Freak: Not even close
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not particularly
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every day
In the past month have you Smoked: Too much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Too many
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: 30 Times in a row
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Many womens hearts
Ever been Drunk: Too many times to count
Ever been called a Tease: I go all the way baby
Ever been Beaten up: I won every fight I've ever fought
Ever Shoplifted: I can't answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How do you want to Die: On tour... plane crash into the side of a mountain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up... what does that mean?
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Probably Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short
Weight: 110
Best Clothing Style: None at all
Number of Drugs I have taken: 23
Number of CDs I own: 2,356
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests


I am interested in Drinking... alot. I also dabble in studies concerning Marijuana's effect on the human brain. So far I have determined... .. width="425" height="350".. .. .. ...wait... what was the question? Other things I like to do include: partying until the break of dawn and Killin Bitches!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone, just one person, that isn't a moron. I know what you're thinking-"I'm not a moron"... well, you're wrong. You are incredibly stupid, and I don't want to meet you. Oh, and Hank III.

Music:

I like Music. Music never did anything to me. Except that one time... wait, now that I think about it music screws me over all the time. Its always stealing my money or wrecking my car. What an asshole. I HATE MUSIC! .. width="425" height="350".. .. ..

Movies:

Personally I think movies are ok. They hang out with music alot though, and I hate music so me and movies don't really hang out anymore. I saw one the other day that was good... but I don't remember anything about it.

Television:

Television is the root of all things evil and wicked. Eventually television will be responsible for the crumbling of our civilization... But I watch it all the time. I'm weak, I know.

Books:

Never touch 'em. I heard they're bad for you... high in cholesterol.

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350".. .. .. Probably sound very cliche and corny, but Dimebag Darrell Abbott is the biggest hero known to man. He worked hard at what he loved, made it fun, and fuckin succeeded. What a badass. And on top of all that he is probably the best guitarist I have ever heard, with riffs that make your head explode and solos that take to another world. I salute you Dimebag, in all your badass glory!! Oh, and I dont know how I forgot to mention this but Willie Nelson is my hero, idol, role model, whatever the hell you wanna call him but his life is completely amazing and if I could be lucky enough to have 1% of his talent I would be happy. 1% of his money wouldnt be too bad either.

My Blog

I'm fuckin retarded

Like a dumbass I accidentally deleted all the numbers from my phone... so... gimme yo numba fo I kill yo ass. No, seriously, gimme your number... now
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Highly Important!

I lost my phone to the pit at the Lamb of God show down in Austin(which was killer, by the way)... and with it I lost every phone number I had. So... If I know you, and you are cool give me your mutha...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

Are the chinese this wise?

So I had some chinese food, and at the end of my meal I opted to eat the fortune cookie. What happened next has never happened to me before: I was double fortuned. I'm sure thats not a real phrase, bu...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

A Valid Philosophy

A great MC once wrote: Lifes not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman you only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy maybe she didn't feel yall shared any similar interests or maybe you...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

What the fuck?

I just realized that there are people subscribed to my blog. I'm not gonna name names, but you guys know who you are.... and you're LAME! I mean, I'm flattered, but really.... My life isn't even inter...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:29:00 PST

its a celebration BITCHES!!

Its a fuckin celebration bitches. break out the booze and roll up the blunts. I have absolutely nothing to say, just wanted to vent some craziness. I'm kinda in a pissed off mood, but for some reason ...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST

Ha penis is hard to find

remember when that girl said that in the Beverly Hillbillies movie. Thats was funny shit. Anyway, just felt like being positive again(I know, I know... its freakin me out too) I've been havin a blast ...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bluntastic flabbergastion

I just wanted to offset the down mood of those other two "blogs", I fuckin hate that word - it just sounds stupid. anyway, I'm in a great mood for the time being and thought I'd share it with all you ...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why is nothing cool anymore?

The last thing I wanna do is have anybody read about my pitiful self loathing, but I feel like thats what this place is for... at least for me. I just wanna know why nothing is cool anymore. I don't r...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why's everybody hatin'

So I wake up this morning with awesomely terrible back pain, watch some retarded show for a while and then come check out this myspace shit. I sign in just to find out people have posted like 4 or 5 a...
Posted by The Brewmaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST