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Joe Minimus

Motivational Speaker and Gentleman Adventurist

About Me

Vincent Van Gogh said, "Great things are done by a series of small things brought together." It is my goal to constantly rediscover the ways in which we can shrink our overgrown environments and posessions, to come closer and closer to our true selves.

My Interests

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Anyone who shares my desire to better their life through the study of culture and habit.

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My Blog

Dutch Harbor Smelled Like Fish

Munich turned out to be nothing.  That is, if nothing means finding yourself running from bullets.  They had shot at me.  Good thing they had bad aim.  Had they eaten their Wheatie...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:31:00 PST

Compulsively Cleaning the Toilet Seat

It has been almost three months since my last entry.  I had solved the mystery, but that only led me into more danger.  And this wasn't the kind of danger that could be fixed with some twist...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Mango Pineapple Trail Mix and the Mystery Woman

Happy New Year!  It has been a couple of months since my last entry.  The mystery that had been plaguing me for many months has now been& solved.  I was off the grid, living off of noth...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

Follow Your Dreams, You Can Reach Your Goals

The hotel breakfast was terrible, and half of it had landed in my lap.  Luckily, I had some Shout Wipes in my man-purse.  I was there as the guest speaker at the Guerilla Advertising Non Den...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Drinks are Free in First Class

My flight back from Brazil had been bumpy at best.  My Altoids mints  curiosly strong indeed  rescued my breath as I sidled up to an exotic beauty in the seat next to me.  "Can I buy ...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST

How A Roll Of Toilet Paper Saved My Life In Brazil

Not much is known about the Korubo tribe within the rainforests of Brazil.  They are one of the world's last tribes that remain completely isolated from modern society.  Expeditions to estab...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

First post! Silicon Valley and my hotel room;

It occurred to me after speaking in Silicon Valley this week that I should do as the Romans do, so to speak, and pick up the digital torch. My followers have heard highlights of my travels in my keyno...
Posted by Joe Minimus on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST