New Apology Law! |
A new law has passed requiring anyone who has ever used racist language to publicly apologize.
The first alleged perpetrator to fall under this law was the well known Hollywood icon, Mel Gibson. Afte...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST |
OJ Writes a Book! |
OJ has written a new book entitled, "I'm Not Saying I Did it or Anything, But if I Did do it, Then I Probably Did it Kinda Like This". Said OJ, "I lost a lot of money over this murder thing. Now maybe...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST |
Rumsfeld Wanted in Germany for War Crimes! |
Representatives of the German War Crime Court all agree; if anyone can recognize the telltale signs of war crimes, the Germans are still amongst the most qualified. A civil rights group accusing Rumsf...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST |
Saddam Opposes Hanging! |
The death penalty was not taken lightly by Saddam Hussein or his council when it was meted out on November 5th. "This is the last straw!" proclaimed a flabbergasted Saddam. "I have endured such shoddy...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Republicans Sweep Congress!! |
Now in a new job, many former congressmen and senators can currently be found sweeping congress!
Senator Macaca Finkelstein was the last to concede. Conrad Burns was going to be last, b...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Editorial: The Abortionists Should Forgive the Sodomites! |
The liberals should take time out from their gay, partial birth abortions to be extra kind to the right-wing drug addicted sodomites. Why not show some good will and vote republican?
I think the repub...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST |
Saddam Hussein, Michael J Fox and Nancy Pelosi: Sentenced to death! |
Good news. These three criminals will be put to death for their crimes against humanity at a barbeque near Crawford Texas. Republicans are rejoicing by shooting their friends in the face. Bush exclaim...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Michael J Fox - What a Phony! |
Michael J Fox is a huge supporter of stem cell research because he wants to have himself cloned and he wants to increase the abortion rate. How dare he trot out his "ailment" as a means to undermine t...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Cheney: "Waterboarding Not Torture - No Brainer!" |
It is relieving to finally know why things seem so out of control. Cheney put his finger right on it: his administration is filled with "No Brainers". That explains everything from Halliburton stealin...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST |
Bush Changes Course! |
President Bush has claimed that he has never been "change the course in Iraq". For a man that has repeated the mantra "we must stay the course in Iraq" as frequently as I inhale, this new lie certainl...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST |
