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Michael "Two Clips" Landon!!

Nigga's Bow Down to the King!!!!!!!!!1

About Me

There is not much to tell actually. I'm just your average everyday Gang Banger. My Set is 777 Prairie Piru Blood. I used to be a cocaine dealer for Sigmond Frued untill I landed my first acting role. Now everyone thinks that I am dead, but I just faked that shit like Tupac. Now I slap Ho's, shoot weak ass nigga's, and am at the top level of the totem pole in the Heroin Game. Kiser Sousa don't got shit on my mad skills. So recognize me for the true playa I is. Ever since 3000 hits of Acid and still Mentally Unstable got out tha game, there has been a growing demand for narcotics in the Fort. So I asked for the Godfather's permission to move in and Justin told me to shake them nigga's cages fool. Shit me and my crew fixin to wild on deez motherfuckers. I'll bring some of those crazy Kansas motherfuckas down here, you know the ones that are in need of a come up. They all broke up there. They is 3 to 1 crackdealer to crackhead ratio up in Independance where I'm from. And you know it's bad when you got more crackdealers than crackheads. Shit. Old 3000 told me not to let anyone smoke that shit around him. He said if he get back on it he would kill himself as much product he got. Them is the old days though. Justin ridin legit. Wit his retired weak ass. That's ok. I pick the game up. Shit, 3000 get hooked on that shit again now, he have to suck dick to support his habit. That boy on one, HaHa, Now move out da way for a real Nigga, yall fuckin busta's.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

First and foremost my lord and savior Jesus Christ, who's path I don't always follow, but life I shall always cherish and revere. All joking aside, God is my life now, and I will try on a daily reprieve to do the Lord's work. And then all those nigga's from the East Side of the prairie that were talking shit about me when they thought that I was dead. Well Statute of Limitations bitches, Westside Rolling thugs tonight. So come out of yalls cabins and see what happen's this time, you fucking hillbilly marks. Plus I just wanna take this time to thank the guy who made this all possible. Yo 3000, You's my nigga fo life homie. Who ever took over when Pablo Escobar got capped. So I guess that would be George Bush Sr.. Martha Stewart so she could help me wash my money. Nah, not make it legit, I mean really wash that shit. Have you not be hearing that money got all kinds of nasty bacteria and shit on it. Who you callin corny motherfucker. What is you wantin to see God or somethin, cause me and my homeboy Berreta can introduce you to em. Shit trick who you think you playin wit.

Music:

The Game, Triple Six Mafia, NWA, E 40, UGK. Ice Cube, Jay Z, D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, MC Hammer, Sugar Hill Gang, Kenny Loggins, Kenny G, Kenny Rogers, Bryan Adams, Gangstar NIP, Brother Lynch, NWA, DMX, and the Beatles.

Movies:

Menace to Society, Boyz in da Hood, Friday, Beaches, Fried Greens Tomatoes, and Steel Magnolias, Pure Luck, Oppurtunity Knocks, Johnny Dangerously, UHF, Predator 2, Kickboxer 3, and anything wit Rock Hudson in it.

Television:

Little House on the Prairie, Bonanza, Highway to Heaven. But all that shit was wack. I grew up hood, I'm goin out hood. Live by the Gat die by the Gat. I ain't gettin shot by no camera no more. Shit. But if ya wanna try to gimme some free bullets, then do tha damn thing loc. Just be knowin that Street Warfare is part of my everyday agenda. It's just like gettin up and puttin my shoe's on. And I ain't had a pair fall off yet. So if you dont wanna be gone, then when you see me, have yo greetin face on, cause I dont be askin questions. What you think two clips don't be meanin somethin. Don't be slippin yall, It's a doggy dogg world baby and I've got the leash.

Books:

Yeah, I've been arrested a time or two. Right after I faked my death I moved down to San Diego to help my fellow Blood get back the territory the Latin Kings had stole from him. About 15 esse's later, SDPD Detectives came snoopin around. They wasn't wearin no uniform so I thought it was some cluckers tryin to boost some shit. I went outside and swung twice, one blow fo each pig, and those swine was countin sheeps. Luckily they was dirty cop's and my homeboy O.G. Sellsum Flex had they asses on the take. I got off wit a littering charge. Shit. I didn't wanna pick they nasty asses up and throw em away. I'd rather leave there and get a new spot.

Heroes:

Pablo Escobar, Anthony Gambino, Charles "Lucky" Luciano, Al Capone, Mother Teresa, Ben Segal, Paul Costellano, Manuel Noriega, MegaTron, Anakin Skywalker, after he turned to the Darkside and before he turned back. And Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cause that nigga was for real.

My Blog

Me and Michael Landon chapter One

 "What's up Slob",  some crab nigga wearing blue said while me and Michael were leaving the 7-11.   The next thing that I heard was three loud bangs and one dead crip hitting the p...
Posted by Michael "Two Clips" Landon!! on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

Justin and I: Chapter Two.

  I didn't too much care for all them niggas poppin off at the mouth,  I could deal wit da fact that that nigga was wearin all blue,   but when he started get ancey just cause...
Posted by Michael "Two Clips" Landon!! on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST