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Momma is sad, where are my grandchildren already?
Posted by Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

From "The Meaning of Life" by Monty Python:

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir. Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to...
Posted by Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST