I collect prosthetic limbs, pocket watches and spiked collars. I like to frolic with my black lace parasol named Elvi, polish my skull collection and play Hungry, Hungry Hippos. And I would like to eat your heart.
I'm just a simple person looking for some simple friends... and I can kill.
There’s a dear little haunting tune playing constantly in my head, but doctor says I’m not allowed to talk about that any more.
I enjoy the odd ‘mental-mindfuck’ movie, anything that grades existence on a curve. I'm a sucker for animation and stop motion. The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, A Clockwork Orange, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Interview with the Vampire and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I also enjoy extremely tacky classic horror movies of old: Bela Lugosi in Dracula, Edward D. Wood Junior’s Plan Nine from Outer Space. The corny camera close-ups, the inconsistent backdrops, the clichéd plotlines, the dodgy special effects that were nothing short of hinky. Was there any greater bliss?
I enjoy watching crazed, animated seal cubs plot revenge upon the fashion industry with the assistance of amputated-limb sidekicks, the antics of two homosexual Muppets – the original odd couple of children’s television – and episodes featuring drunken, cynical Irish shop-owners torturing or abusing their well-meaning, friendly assistants/flatmates. But, above all television-related things, I am a religious Simpsons devotee.
I’m the clichéd comic-book geek who keeps original copies of James O’Barr’s The Crow comic series and Neil Gaiman’s Sandman in plastic bags to preserve their glossy sheen. (Please don't take my lunch money. I need that to bribe bullies with.) Amongst my favourite authors are Anne Rice, Stephen King, Poppy Z. Brite, Voltaire and John Milton. Count Olaf says that reading books is for ugly people, but I always assumed Danni Mullins was illiterate. You learn something new everyday…
Brandon Lee - I worship Brandon Lee. I have a shrine dedicated to him and his father Bruce Lee, full of statues and busts and posters and collectible figures. I even dug up his grave to steal one of his arms. I even went forward in time before my existence to ensure my birthday was the same day as the anniversary of his death. (And for all of you who are asking: "Why, if she loves Brandon Lee so much, didn't she travel through time to stop his death?" Shut up! That's why!) The Mad Hatter - Ever since I first watched Alice in Wonderland as a toddler, I’ve aspired to becoming a Hatter myself, the slow and steady intake of mercury soaking into my skull and poisoning my sanity. Edward D. Wood Junior – Any man who directs shonky horror flicks with has-beens or cheap pornos while looking fabulous in an angora sweater and gains the title of the Worst Director of All Time has my undying respect. Tim Curry – Tim Curry is not a man, but a god. Despite his list of tacky movies and crazy roles, he still manages to carry his charm, dignity, charisma, status and funky accent. Whether it’s providing the voice of a singing sumo, dancing about in fishnets as an alien transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, dressing up as a crazy, sewer-residing clown, joining a crew of Muppets in the search for Treasure Island or playing the role of the Lord of Darkness, Tim Curry forever remains a legend. Samm - Samm is my life partner and, in a metaphorical sense, the wind beneath my wings. She doesn't eat meat though, so I'm guessing she's just a fantastically realistic-looking cyborg...