My name's Aviendha but most people call me Avi or Chubby or Bubby. I just turned 5 years old. I was born in Sharpsville,Pennsylvania then I lived in Ohio with some other cats. Most people think I'm snobby and don't like them, but I'm just very shy and attached to my humans. Whatever you do, don't pick me up! I had some traumatic experiences as a kitten and I don't like it. Put I love to be pet and scratched. I'll sit on your lap, but only if I want to. I am so, so scared of thunderstorms. I open the cupboard and hide under the sink. Mama lets me do that when there's a storm because she knows how afraid I am. I have a sister Jo, who lives in Pennsylvania and I live with my adopted brother and sister, Miles and Bogey. I don't really like Bogey all that much. I get jealous of Bogey because she gets so much damn attention. She and Miles are always running around and I feel left out. She has taken all my toys and don't like sharing with her. I don't even get to play with the red dot much anymore because she's always playing with it. I live in Georgia now. I'm pretty fat. And I like to sleep a lot. I tend to think I'm better than everyone else.
Hey, I'm Miles. Miles McMeowington. And to be quite frank, I'm kind of a bad ass. I'm always showing these cats around here how it's done and I don't take any crap from my sisters. Basically, I'm running the show around here. Avi's older than me by a couple months but she won't step up and take care of business so I guess I have to. Although, I let Bogey think she's winning at times when we wrestle. I love Q-Tips. I stash them everywhere, around the rugs, behind couches, in the bed. I like to save them for later but it's the most fun when I play catch with them. My mama adopted me from a shelter but it's my dad who's my pal. We bonded from the first day I met him and he usually simply refers to me as "friend". Even though I beat up my seesters I am very sweet to my humans. I love to talk and it's usually because I'm trying to get them to let me into the closet where I have my Super Secret Kitty Spy Headquarters. We had to shut down operations until Bogey is old enough because, like a dumb kid, she tries to crawl inside the air conditioner that's in our offices. So for now, the Augusta chapter is in lockdown.
