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Empress Norton

i wear the fur pants in this house!

About Me

Hello, my name is norton, i enjoy flopping on the floor and beds, siting in my rocking chair, and eating any meat. I also like to "air out" my bikini. My dislikes include butt sniffing , and no canned food in the house, i enjoy winning with my fights with my brother, Charlie. :P

My Interests

food, flopping, sleeping, airing out and boy cats ♥

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet the Fancy Feast spokes kitty ♥. i would also like to meet the cat from Meow Mix commecalz.

Music:

classical music, and the sound of a can opening.

Movies:

The Aristocats, The Lion Kings, The Wizard of OZ.

Television:

nothing

Books:

i cant read, im a cat STUPID!

Heroes:

cats who live off of trash cans, and can live in alleys and this famous cat commander