Locke [Dn] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I really don't know how to fill this out without sounding like I'm in love with myself or something. So I suppose if you want someone to talk to about nerdy shit, sciences, robotics, gaming (tabletop and video), comedy, survivalist stuff, cooking, how things work, comics, other people's cultures, writing, metaphysics, or just want someone to BS with while playing a board game, feel free to get in touch, *especially* if you can teach me about any of the above. Please don't bother if you're looking for someone to talk to about other people, TV (commercials especially), fashion, or someone to hit on, we won't get along very well.

Oh and I also support indie businesses that want to show YOU boobs - I know a lot of people don't pay for porn anymore but if you do, know that your money is going to awesome people if you sign up for this site:

My Interests

Secular activism, weird fuckers, body art, causing a scene, messing with furries for fun and profit, exposing scientology, burlesque dancing, fire throwing, visual arts, sushi, comics, mythology, superheros and anti-heros, making weird gadgets, not bombarding you with dumb surveys every god damn day, sincerity.

I'd like to meet:

Teach me and I'll love you.

Music:

This is where I put the most obscure bands possible to wrack up my scene points, right? I think I'm doing it wrong.

Movies:

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang; True Romance, Serenity, V for Vendetta, 13th Warrior, Blue Velvet(Just the sight/sound of Dennis Hopper scares the shit out of me now THANKS DAVID LYNCH).

Television:

MXC, Dexter, Firefly, Home Movies, Star Trek, Babylon 5, Farscape, SG:1, and Kids in the Hall.

Books:

I'm dumb and don't own a library card so I'm running out of room to put these fuckers. Want a book?

Heroes:

Rorschach. No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never Compromise

My Blog

Yeesh.

I was a bit of a jackass when I was a teenager, huh. Hard to keep shit together when everything's falling apart around you though so I can't really be too angsty over it. I'd like to think I kept the ...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:38:00 PST

Whores give you VD

Oh shit. It's valentine's day isn't it? Too bad it's snowing so hard, I can't celebrate in the usual way, a way that truly commemorates the day and gets past the commercialisim... ...by going aro...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

Words of Wisdom from my Father:

Locke: Oh my fucking godLocke: I need to wash my brainLocke: I just heard my dad tell someone on the phone how he has all "his girls get tested" because, and I quote:Locke: "The kind of sex I have, yo...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

5 Things You Shouldn't Trust:

- A perky woman trying to sell you an L. Ron Hubbard book who happens to also be near to or holding tin cans on a string that illegedly measure your stress. - An e-mail ...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

When everything is ok again, cops fuck it all up.

Everything was going so well till yesterday when a bitch cop interviened. I got pulled over for looking funny in the wrong town (this town's cops have pulled me over at least 6 times, this is the firs...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

Open for buisness. Or blogging. Or something.

I've gotten a lot of e-mail from ex-DN members who can't afford memberships and miss my blog, therefore I'm gonna repost most of them up here. Hopefully I don't get in trouble with DN, but you g...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Let's see how long this one lasts.

Myspace is forcing me to post a blog before I can post in someone elses. Sorry to everyone for being a pain in the ass to get in contact with. Accounts keep getting deleted as soon a...
Posted by Locke [Dn] on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST